You're Straight Up So Cash Money Sticker

You're Straight Up So Cash Money Sticker

Because let’s be honest… you are.... This sticker is giving high-net-worth energy with a side of sarcasm. Whether you're a spreadsheet queen or a manifestation baddie, the "You're Straight Up So Cash Money" sticker lets your laptop scream what your bank account is about to look like.

Drenched in aesthetic sass, this design features a sharply dressed man deep in a phone call, absolutely mid-deal, probably sealing a yacht charter or casually buying a media company. And right there—that iconic phrase floats in all its unbothered glory:
"You're straight up so cash money."

Let this sticker do the talking while you do the winning.

✨ Why It Belongs in Your Cart:

• High-Attitude Aesthetic
  Minimalist, elegant, and witty AF. This isn't your average Etsy quote. It’s curated chaos wrapped in a pinstripe suit and sealed with sarcasm.

• Waterproof & Durable
  Stick it on your water bottle, your car, your MacBook, your forehead if you’re bold—it’s made to last. Waterproof, weatherproof, and shade-proof.

• Available in Packs
  You’re not basic, so don’t stop at one. Snag a 3-pack to match your vibe across items or grab a 6-pack and make it rain joy on your friends.

• Handmade Energy
  Each sticker is crafted with care and printed to perfection. Because details matter when you’re this rich in taste.

💡 Who This Sticker Is For:

• Anyone who’s ever closed a browser tab just to protect their financial future

• CEO energy without the burnout

• Friends who understand that being iconic is a lifestyle

• People who want to troll capitalism but still enjoy a sexy tailored coat

🎁 Gifting? Do it Right:

This is not a bland birthday sticker. This is a "just because you slay" gift, a “you survived another work week” kind of reward. Wrap it in a card. Stick it on their mirror. Slide it into their planner like a love note from Future Rich Them™.

Keeks Says:

If this sticker were a person, he’d be charming, sarcastic, owns multiple passports, and has definitely been mistaken for someone famous. He also gives fantastic advice. Usually unsolicited.

So go ahead. Stick him on your notebook. Let the world know what time it is.

🔁 Want to Match the Energy?

Pair it with:

• “You Will Be Hearing From My Lawyer” for the full billionaire meltdown aesthetic

• “Method to the Madness” for layered chaos

• Or just go full-on Keolix and order one of everything. You already know it’s the move.

🚚 Shipping & Returns Summary:

• UK Orders: Arrive in 2–5 business days

• International Orders: 7–14 business days (customs might get nosey)

• All Orders Ship Within: 1–3 business days

• Tracking provided if applicable

• Hassle-free returns, refund-worthy care, and a replacement policy that’s as solid as your credit score will be

🛒 Ready to live your best sarcastic, stylish life?
Click “Add to Cart,” stick this on your gear, and let the world know: you’re not just here—you’re cash money, baby.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.