You're straight up so cash money Card

You're Straight Up So Cash Money

A card for the smoothest operator in your life.

You're straight up so cash money.
Yeah. You heard me.
This isn’t your average compliment—this is elite-tier admiration.

If James Bond and Drake had a baby who exclusively communicated through compliments over the phone in a tailored suit…
This card would be the result.

It’s bold.
It’s iconic.
It’s the card version of a wink and a black card swipe.

💸 Why This Card Slaps

🔥 A Compliment. But Make It Designer.
"You're straight up so cash money" isn’t just a phrase—it’s a whole mood.
It’s the verbal equivalent of stepping out of a Lamborghini in slow motion.

👔 For the Suave, the Stylish, the Smooth.
Perfect for that person in your life who always looks unbothered and ten steps ahead.
The one who could talk their way out of a speeding ticket… or into your heart.

💬 It's Giving: Confident, Cool, & Casually Obsessed.
This is your way of saying:
"I see you. I rate you. And I lowkey want to be you… or with you."

✨ When to Send It:

• Valentine’s Day – For the guy in your life who’s more suit than sweetheart

• Anniversary – Skip the sappy and go straight for smooth

• Birthday – For your high-value man or your high-standard bestie

• Just Because – Because complimenting someone’s whole vibe shouldn’t need a calendar excuse

Who’s it for?
Him. Her. Them.
Anyone who deserves to be reminded they’re the walking definition of “expensive energy.”

💼 What You’re Getting:

📏 Sizing Options:

• A6 – Small but mighty (and fits in a designer clutch)

• A5 – Classic and classy

• A4  – For when you want to make it ✨obvious✨

🖤 Luxe Quality:

• Printed on premium cardstock that feels rich (just like them)

• Smooth, vivid finish that looks good in photos and feels even better in hand

• Blank inside so you can write whatever chaotic flirty paragraph your heart desires

📬 Comes with Envelope:
Ready to hand off or slide into their letterbox like a love-powered mic drop.

🖤 Who Needs This Card?

• Your boyfriend who gives "CEO of your heart" vibes

• Your best friend who struts like a catwalk and flirts like it’s a sport

• Your crush who always looks dangerously good in a hoodie

• Your girlfriend who outdresses billionaires for fun

• Yourself. Because why not?

🌍 Eco Vibes? Always.

Printed with sustainability in mind.
Low waste, high impact.
Because we care about the planet and your aesthetic.

🎯 Why It Works

Because it doesn’t try too hard.
It doesn’t ramble.
It walks in, makes you laugh, makes you feel hot, and leaves you thinking about it for the rest of the week.

This card is flirtation meets finesse.
It’s not just a card—it’s a compliment that deserves a frame.

So go ahead:
Buy the damn card.
You’re cash money too.
And someone in your life deserves to be told—loudly, clearly, and in print.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.