Some people whisper confidence. You broadcast it mid-phone call in a tailored suit, strutting through life like you own 51% of the stock market... This t-shirt is for those people.
The ones who don’t ask for the vibe check — they are the vibe.
Introducing the "You're Straight Up So Cash Money" T-shirt — part boss call, part inside joke, all main character energy.
A sharp-dressed man, caught mid-phone call.
The bold phrase? A compliment and a vibe — equal parts charm, chaos, and confidence.
It’s a design that doesn’t just speak.
It declares.
Perfect T-shirt for:
Business majors with delulu tendencies
Your mate who always thinks he’s “closing deals”
Alpha energy on laundry day
That one guy who talks to his stocks like they’re pets
We don’t do low-quality. You already knew that.
This T-shirt is made from 100% Gildan Heavy Cotton — soft enough to feel luxurious, thick enough to handle a little ego.
Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, XXL
Fabric Weight: 175gsm (white), 185gsm (colours)
Fit: Unisex, flattering for all bodies
Care: Machine washable, holds shape and print like a pro
The shirt is comfy, breathable, and built for those who multitask brunch, ambition, and looking expensive.
Conversation Starter: That text? That font? That man-in-a-suit moment? Yeah, people will ask.
It’s Giving: Rich. Powerful. Playfully unbothered.
Perfect Gift: For your boss friend, your crypto bro, your financially delusional boyfriend, or you — because you’re cash money, babe.
It Works Everywhere: Dress it up with a blazer. Throw it on with joggers. Either way, you’re walking into every room like your name’s on the deeds.
You ever hang up a phone and think,
“Damn. I am the moment.”
That’s this shirt.
It’s not trying to be relatable — it’s trying to remind you you’re rare.
Wearing this tee is a whole personality. It says:
I know my worth.
I tip well.
I text back when I feel like it.
I’m either closing a deal or ignoring a call. No in-between.
And if someone doesn’t get the reference? That’s fine.
They’re just not cash money.
Gift it to:
Your boyfriend who thinks he’s Wolf of Wall Street
Your bestie who quotes TikTok like scripture
Your boss babe friend who treats every convo like a pitch
Your cousin who swears he’s “invested” (in what? Unknown.)
Want to go even harder? Pair it with a sarcastic Keolix card or a mug that screams passive income energy. Bundle that bad boy and watch the grin appear.
UK Orders:
– Shipped within 1–3 business days
– Delivered in 2–5 days
– Tracked and securely packaged
International Orders:
– Delivered in 7–14 business days
– May experience slight customs delays
– Tracking included
Returns:
– Accepted within 14 days (non-personalised items only)
– Must be unworn, unused, and in original packaging
– Refunds issued to original payment method
Problems?
– Email: hello@keolix.com
– Damaged? Wrong item? We’ll fix it fast
KEOLIX is not just a store. It’s a moodboard for the emotionally intelligent, spiritually unhinged, and fashionably chaotic.
We make weird, loud, heartfelt, and hilarious things — designed to be seen, felt, and shared.
Every piece is handmade in-house. Every word? Meant to hit.
Whether you’re buying for yourself or gifting the moment, we’ve got you.
Looking for matching chaotic items?
We’ve got art prints, greeting cards, and sticker packs that slap. Let’s build a bundle.
You're not just cash money.
You're straight up cash money.
And this tee? It’s the receipt.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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