You, Sir, Are a Fish! – Quirky Cowboy Mug (11 oz)

Boot-heels click on the saloon floor, a tumbleweed rolls past the kitchen door, and your kettle whistles like a distant steam train.
You reach for the mug that hollers a compliment no one saw coming:

“You, Sir, Are a Fish!”

A moustachioed cowboy points a cheeky finger.
The punch-line lands.
Laughter bubbles.
First sip of coffee hits brighter than prairie sunrise.

🌟 Five reasons this mug raids the top shelf

1. Misfit charm
   The bold western graphic and absurd proclamation combine into an ice-breaker that slaps harder than a sheriff’s badge on a dusty waistcoat. Meetings, Zoom calls, campsite cook-outs—wherever you plant it, conversation blooms.

2. Optimised coffee capacity
   11 oz / 340 ml: the Goldilocks volume. Big enough for a hearty pour of dark roast. Small enough that it won’t go cold while you re-holster the spoon.

3. Tough as desert leather
   Fired from premium ceramic, sealed in high-gloss glaze, fade-proof inks. Survives microwave rodeos and dishwasher stampedes without losing its gusto.

4. Ethically finished
   Blank sourced from a vetted factory in China; printed to order in the UK. Zero excess stock, less landfill—better for planet and posse alike.

5. Safety first, outlaw second
   Free from lead and BPA, so the only thing wild is the design.

🎁 Who is this mug perfect for?

• Gamers & pop-culture buffs – a sly nod to a certain rootin’-tootin’ franchise without using any trademarks.

• Desk jokers – break the monotony of spreadsheets with a cowboy calling everyone “fish”.

• Secret-Santa roulette – under-£10, unisex, guaranteed chuckle.

• You – because your 3 pm tea deserves an outlaw partner.

🔍 Mug Specs at a glance

• Mug Material | 100 % ceramic, white, high-shine

• Capacity | 11 oz / 340 ml

• Care  | Microwave safe • Dishwasher safe (top rack)

• Origin | Blank mug responsibly sourced in China, printed & posted from the UK

• Handle | Generous C-grip for steady sheriff hands

🌍 Print-on-demand = cleaner conscience

We fire the design only when you shout “Add to cart!”—no dusty shelves or wasteful overproduction. Packed in recyclable cardboard with paper cushioning—no plastic saddlebags.

🚚 Mug Shipping quick-draw

• Processing | 1–3 working days

• UK | Royal Mail 48 h – usually 2–5 working days

• Worldwide | Royal Mail International – typically 7–14 working days (customs willing)

Tracking pops into your inbox faster than a six-shooter reload.

🔄 Hassle-free returns, partner

If the courier wrestles your parcel harder than a rodeo bull, email hello@keolix.com within 7 days. Photo evidence gets you a replacement or refund in a snap.

Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days. Postage back is yours unless we messed up. Refund heads straight to your original payment method.

❓ Quick Q&A round-up

Is the print on both sides?
Yep—ambidextrous cowboying for left-handers and right-handers alike.

Will the glaze crack if I microwave it daily?
Nope. It’s kiln-hardened for everyday frontier life.

Gift-wrap option?
Tick “Gift wrap” at checkout. We’ll bundle it in kraft paper, tie twine, add a mini cactus sticker—ready for gifting.

🌵 Final toast from the trail

Life’s too short for boring mugs and lukewarm humour.
Holster your bland drinkware and ride into the sunrise with the “You, Sir, Are a Fish!” mug—proof that the wild west still knows how to dish out compliments.

Hit Add to Cart now and let every sip slap with cowboy swagger. 🤠🐟

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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