You’re Hot (Sauce) – Spicy Flirty Hot Sauce Greeting Card

💌 You’re Hot (Sauce) Card

– A Card That Flirts First

You know that look they give you when you walk into the room?
Yeah, this card is that look, in paper form.

Whether you're newly obsessed or five years in and still grabbing each other's butts in the kitchen, this spicy little number brings the heat.
It’s playful. It’s bold. It’s the perfect “hey, I see you — and you’re dangerously attractive” vibe.

🫦 Who Is This Card For?

• Your partner in crime who still gives you butterflies

• That crush you finally got the guts to flirt with

• The long-term love you wanna remind: you're still the snack

• Or your bestie who deserves chaotic romantic energy for no reason at all

This card is for whoever you think is hotter than hot sauce.
(And honestly? That bar is high.)

🖤 What’s Inside?

Nothing. It’s blank.
Because your spicy thoughts deserve room to run wild.

Keep it PG with:

“You’re hotter than sriracha on a summer day.”

Or go feral with:

“I’d let you ruin my life. And my meal prep.”

📏 Card Features:

• Sizes:
  A6 (small and saucy)
  A5 (classic and cute)
  A4 (go big or go home, baby)

• Premium Quality:
  Matte, thick card stock that screams "not from a gas station."

• Hot Sauce Design:
  Featuring a bold, smile-inducing cartoon hot sauce bottle that hits just right.

• Envelope Included:
  Kraft brown — spicy on the outside, sappy on the inside.

❤️ Perfect For:

• Anniversaries with a little heat

• Valentine’s with attitude

• Birthdays, date nights, or spicy little Thursdays

• When words aren’t enough but a pun can almost say it all

It’s also perfect framed on a wall, stuck on the fridge, or slid under their pillow. (Surprise sexy energy not included — that’s on you.)

🚚 Shipping & Returns

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 working days

• International: 7–14 working days (may be delayed by customs)

Damaged or incorrect order?
Email us within 7 days at hello@keolix.com and we’ll sort it faster than you can say “jalapeño.”

Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days — just return it unused and in its original packaging. Easy.

🔗 Want More Like This?

This design is part of our spicy card collection — bold, sassy, weirdly romantic, and always cheeky.

Wanna build a bundle or curate your own chaos?
Check out our full KEOLIX range and see what the hype is about.
(We’re that friend who gives the best gifts.)

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is the brand for people who flirt with chaos and fall in love with paper goods.
We’re here for your weird puns, spicy love notes, and the kind of cards that actually feel like you.

From sweet to savage, our handmade cards don’t whisper. They wink.

🛒 Add this to your cart and let them know:
They’re hot. You’re obsessed. And you’ve got taste.
Like, good taste. Spicy, bold, sauce-level taste.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.