You Peaked in the 90s – Funny Retro Roller Skater Card

"You Most Likely Peaked in the 90s" – The Card That Rolls Up With Sass, Sentiment, and Skates

Slide into nostalgia and make them laugh out loud with this cheeky, retro-inspired greeting card featuring a fabulous 90s roller skater, fierce shades, and that iconic vibe that says: “You peaked… and we both know it.”

Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, Valentine’s Day, anniversary, Mother’s Day, or Father’s Day, this card is a whole vibe — blending retro cool, emotional warmth, and just the right amount of snark.

🛼 WHY THIS CARD WORKS:

• It’s Funny Without Being Rude
  The message is playful, not mean. It gives a little roast with a lot of love. Perfect for besties, partners, parents, or that one friend who still says "as if."

• It’s Nostalgic as Hell
  The 90s roller skating queen (or king — we’re gender-neutral here) channels everything we loved about the era: bold colors, funky energy, and unapologetic self-expression.

• It’s For Literally Any Occasion
  Use it as a Valentine’s Day wink, a birthday laugh, an anniversary twist, or just to say, “I see you, fellow VHS survivor.”

🖼️ CARD FEATURES:

🎨 Unique Design
Features an original cartoon-style 90s roller skater character in full throwback glory — think disco ball earrings, neon leg warmers, and that peak-era confidence.

📏  Card Size Options

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – small and mighty

• A5  – classic and frameable

• A4– bold and unforgettable

🖨️ Premium Print Quality
Printed on thick, luxurious 300gsm matte cardstock that feels just as good as it looks. The vibrant print makes the colors pop — no fuzzy edges here.

✍️ Blank Inside
You write the rest. Whether it’s heartfelt, hilarious, or just wildly inappropriate, there’s room for all your chaotic love.

📬 Envelope Included
Each card comes with a crisp, matching envelope, ready for delivery — no last-minute Tesco runs needed.

🎉 PERFECT FOR:

• 90s kids who still quote Clueless

• Friends who peaked in high school and own it

• Partners who wore cargo pants and made it hot

• Parents who don’t understand TikTok but love an old-school jam

• Anyone with a mixtape heart and a meme-ready sense of humor

🛍️ SHIPPING & RETURNS

Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days

Tracked orders receive full updates via email.

🔁 RETURNS & REFUNDS

• 📸 Damaged or incorrect? Email us within 7 days (with a photo!) — we’ll make it right.

• 📦 Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items.

• 💳 Refunds go back to your original payment method.

• 🚚 You cover return shipping unless it was our mistake (which it won’t be, but still).

Questions? We’ve got you. Email hello@keolix.com and we’ll help ASAP.

✨ WHY KEOLIX?

We don’t do boring.
At Keolix, our cards speak louder, love harder, and laugh longer. Whether it’s a pun, a punchline, or a powerful message, our designs are built to stick in hearts — and on fridges.

✔ Handmade vibes, printed to perfection
✔ 600+ designs from cute to chaotic
✔ Secret drops, loyalty rewards, and serious serotonin boosts
✔ Designed in the UK for weirdos, romantics, and people who peaked in the best decade

💬 Ready to send a card that says it all?

Grab this 90s gem now and make their day brighter, funnier, and far more fabulous.
Because the 90s never died — they just put on skates and rolled into your heart.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.