⚖️ You Will Be Hearing from My Lawyer T-shirt
No threats. No raised voice. Just a polite, devastating “You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.”
This isn’t a tantrum — it’s a statement.
A sassy, subtle, completely iconic response to everything from betrayal to bad vibes.
The You Will Be Hearing from My Lawyer tee is your passive-aggressive armor — soft in fabric, sharp in message.
Set in a casual handwriting-style font, the phrase looks like it was ripped from a sticky note left on your nemesis’s desk.
It's giving:
“I’m calm, but you’re cooked.”
“This isn’t personal. It’s legal.”
“I took that personally.”
Minimal but devastatingly effective.
Because sarcasm is your love language
Because you settle things with words (and receipts)
Because sometimes clothes do the best talking
This shirt isn’t for the quiet girls.
It’s for the ones who ghost and file paperwork.
Who smile sweetly… and press charges (emotionally, if not legally).
Wearing this says:
“I’ve been hurt. I’ve healed. And I bill hourly now.”
This T-shirt is for:
Breakup recovery brunch
Passive-aggressive workwear Fridays
Your next silent-but-deadly comeback moment
It’s giving main character energy… with a legal team.
Your friend mid-divorce who’s thriving
That one coworker who’s a corporate legend
The petty queen who always wins
Yourself, because let’s be real… you are the warning
Material: 100% cotton — soft, breathable, legally binding
Fit: Gildan Heavy Cotton unisex sizing
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
Weight: 175gsm (white) | 185gsm (colours)
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Consult your legal team before folding.
Orders ship within 1–3 business days.
UK: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days
Returns & Support:
Wrong tee? Damaged item? Email us within 7 days with a photo — we’ll replace it.
Changed your mind? Return within 14 days (non-personalized items only).
Need help? Email hello@keolix.com
At Keolix, we make apparel that claps back.
We’re talking big emotions, bigger energy, and the boldest damn T-shirts on the internet.
🖤 Feel something. Say something. Wear something that snaps
🖤 Our designs are equal parts fashion and emotional warfare
🖤 No one’s safe — not even your ex, boss, or that passive-aggressive barista
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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