World's Biggest Prick Sticker – Funny Cactus Vinyl Decal

For when your decor needs a little more... edge.
The "World’s Biggest Prick" Sticker delivers a dose of sarcastic sass wrapped in a cactus costume — perfect for those of us who like our humor dry, spiky, and maybe just a tiny bit offensive.

Whether you're roasting yourself, calling out your mate, or just decorating like the bold little legend you are, this sticker gets the job done with zero subtlety and full prick energy.

🌵 The Sticker Design: Rude, But Make It Cute

Featuring a feisty cartoon cactus, arms up and attitude loud, alongside the phrase "World’s Biggest Prick" — this one doesn’t whisper. It yells across the desert.

It’s giving:

• Plant humor with a punch

• Office prank sticker supreme

• Self-aware sass for the emotionally sunburnt

Perfect for anyone who’s not afraid to laugh at themselves (or someone else).

💻 Where to Stick Your Sass:

• Laptop: Because your emails already scream this

• Water bottle or tumbler: Hydrate like a hostile houseplant

• Notebook or planner: Organize your chaos with a smirk

• Car bumper or mirror: Road rage meets plant rage

• Bathroom wall or locker door: For unsolicited life commentary

Wherever it lands, expect side-eyes, giggles, and “OMG where did you get that?”

🎁 Perfect Gift For:

• The coworker with no filter

• Your mate who thrives on chaos

• Plant parents with dark humor

• Your ex (ok maybe not... unless)

• Yourself, because you deserve a good laugh

It’s the ultimate icebreaker at parties, desk drop-ins, or passive-aggressive Secret Santas.

💧 Waterproof. Durable. Emotionally Unavailable.

Made from premium waterproof vinyl, this sticker is:

• Fade-proof and vibrant

• Scratch-resistant for that daily rough-and-tumble

• Outdoor-safe and ready for all weather

• Removable with no residue (but emotionally... maybe not)

Available in:

• 1 sticker – for a subtle attack

• 3 pack – one for each personality

• 6 pack – full-scale sticker warfare

📦 Shipping Info

• Ships in 1–3 business days

• 🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 business days

• 🌍 International: 7–14 business days

• Tracking included on applicable orders

Shipped flat and protected — because attitude needs armor.

🔁 Returns & Support

Sticker arrive scratched, wrong, or not rude enough?
We got you.

• Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days

• Returns accepted within 14 days for non-personalized items

• Refunds processed once returned in OG condition

Fast. Friendly. Fierce about customer care.

💌 KEOLIX BRAND BLOCK

At Keolix, we make stickers that speak for you — especially when you’re too polite to say it out loud. Whether you're in your villain arc or just love a laugh, our designs are made to stick with you and leave a mark.

Because sometimes, you're just the biggest prick in the room. And honestly? Own it.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.