World’s Grumpiest Dad Card – Funny Father’s Day Greeting

🐻 World’s Grumpiest Dad... And We Love Him For It

You know the type. Crossed arms. Permanent scowl. Mutters under his breath when the remote’s missing.
But he’s your grump—and this card? It’s for him.

Meet our World’s Grumpiest Dad card, the ultimate tribute to every lovable curmudgeon who complains about birthdays but still expects a card (and maybe a bacon sandwich). Featuring an adorably grumpy cartoon bear that looks suspiciously like someone you know, this card is the perfect way to say:
"Yes, you’re grumpy. But you’re MY grump."

🤎 Why This Hits Different

Let’s be real—Dad doesn’t want a mushy card with roses and poetry.
He wants something that makes him grunt, smirk, and then keep it on his nightstand for the next 6 years.

• It’s emotional—but in a Dad-safe way.

• It’s funny—but still affectionate.

• It’s you saying, “I see you,” without using the word “feelings.”

🧸 When to Gift It:

• Father’s Day – Obvious winner.

• Birthday – When socks just aren’t enough.

• Random Day You Forgot to Say Thanks – Perfect “just because you’re a loveable old grouch” moment.

Whether you're Dad’s little girl, favourite son (shh, don’t tell the others), or the one he secretly likes most because you bring snacks, this card is a hit.

📏 Choose Your Card Size:

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Small, but mighty (just like Dad’s temper when the Wi-Fi’s slow).

• A5– Our bestselling size. Display-worthy and envelope-friendly.

• A4 – Go big if you’re writing a novel, poem, or roast.

✍️ Inside: Blank & Ready

Whether you’re writing:

• “Thanks for yelling at the TV instead of me.”

• “You’re not just grumpy, you’re MY grumpy.”

• “Still terrifying. Still loved.”

...or something soppy you’d never say out loud, this card gives you room.

📦 Card Specs:

• Printed on sturdy, premium cardstock

• Glossy finish to make the grumpy bear pop

• Blank inside so you can tailor the sass

• Comes with a matching envelope (no awkward size mismatches)

🔁 Shipping & Returns

• Dispatched in 1–3 business days

• UK delivery: 2–5 working days

• International delivery: 7–14 working days

📬 Tracked orders: Use your confirmation email to track your package like the boss you are.

📸 Damaged or wrong item? Email us within 7 days with a photo — we’ll replace it or refund you fast.

📦 Returns: Accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items. Buyer covers return postage unless we messed up (in which case, totally our bad).

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🐻 Order Now & Give Grump a Giggle

You don’t have to write a heartfelt speech. Just give him this card.
It’ll say everything you want him to know — with a side of bear-level grumble.

Free UK shipping always. Because you deserve it (and so does he, kind of).

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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