World’s Biggest Prick – Funny Cactus Tote Bag

Introducing the sassiest cactus in the desert—and the tote bag that carries him.
This is for the troublemakers, the cheeky legends, the ones who side-eye passive-aggressively and still manage to look cute doing it. Our “World’s Biggest Prick” Tote Bag isn’t here to blend in. It’s here to walk through Tesco and turn every head. It’s cactus-core meets comedy gold. You know you want it.

🌵 Why This Tote Slaps

Let’s be real. You didn’t come here for a boring beige tote. You came here because:

1. You’re hilarious.

2. You have a great sense of humor.

3. You need a bag that screams "I'm cute but don't test me."

This hits all three.

Featuring a smiley cartoon cactus proudly standing tall above the words "World’s Biggest Prick," this bag is the ultimate sarcastic accessory. It’s part insult, part compliment, all iconic.

♻️ Sustainable, Sass-Approved Materials

Made from 100% recycled cotton, this bag is soft on the planet and tough on basic tote design. It’s giving eco—but with a middle finger. With a fabric weight of 130–135 gsm, it’s lightweight but strong enough to carry your groceries, gym gear, emotional baggage—whatever.

🧵 Fabric: Recycled cotton
📏 Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)
🌎 Earth-loving, Keeks-approved

👜 How to Style It:

• Paired with denim and an oversized hoodie? ✔️

• With a flirty summer dress and attitude? ✔️

• With your “don’t even try me today” vibe at full volume? ✔️✔️✔️

Whether you’re running errands, hitting brunch, or just looking to piss off someone named Karen, this tote will do the talking so you don’t have to.

🎁 The Ultimate Gift for:

• Your bestie who talks shit but with love

• Your sibling who is the biggest prick

• Your cactus-collecting, plant-hoarding mate

• Yourself. Because let’s face it—you are the moment.

It’s bold. It’s funny. It’s unapologetically sharp—just like the person who carries it.

💬 Keeks Says:

"I made this tote because I wanted to carry sarcasm over my shoulder and still look hot doing it. It’s cheeky. It’s weirdly empowering. It’s for people who giggle at their own jokes and aren’t afraid to be a little prickly. Welcome to the club."

🧼 Care Instructions:

Spot clean when needed, or hand wash in cold water and air dry if it’s seen too many chaotic weekends.

💥 Final Note:

This is not your basic tote. This is your “yes I’m funny, no I don’t care if it offends you” energy in bag form. You’ve got confidence, humor, and boldness wrapped into one eco-friendly accessory.

So go on. Be loud. Be weird. Be the biggest prick in the room—because you’re also the most stylish. 💅

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.