Why would I bend to the will of a Mortal? T-shirt

🌌 “Beyond Mortal Influence” T-Shirt | Defy Earthlings in Style

Babe.
Why would you bend to the will of a mortal?
Seriously. You’re literally stardust in a meat suit. This T-shirt? It’s for those of us who feel like aliens already — misunderstood, over it, and one bad email away from building our own planet. Welcome to the "Beyond Mortal Influence" tee — where sass meets space, and conformity gets left on Earth.

👽 What You’re Actually Wearing

🪐 A sleek alien figure
🌠 Suspended in the void of space
🗯️ With the phrase: “Why would I bend to the will of a mortal?”

A vibe.
A statement.
An entire galaxy of attitude wrapped in a wearable rebellion.

It’s giving:

• Interstellar independence

• Spiritual superiority

• Anti-people-pleasing propaganda

🧵 T-Shirt Specs (Because Comfort Still Matters)

• Material: 100% Gildan Heavy Cotton (the real one, not the flimsy blend)

• Weight: White = 175gsm | Colours = 185gsm

• Fit: Unisex and flattering (whether you’re a size S or a shapeshifting alien queen)

• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL

• Vibes: Cosmic dominance with Earth-level comfort

And yes — machine washable. Because even aliens get coffee stains.

✨ Why You Need This T-shirt  (Even if You're From Andromeda)

• 🚫 For the non-conforming, misunderstood, cosmic rebels

• 💅 Looks hot with jeans, cooler with leather, and ICONIC with black eyeliner

• 🎭 Wear it to your next existential crisis or spiritual awakening

• 💬 Instant conversation starter (or ender, if you ghost them mid-chat)

Whether you’re an alien in a human body or just chronically allergic to authority, this tee says it for you — loud and spacey.

🎁 T-shirt Gift It to the Galactic Weirdos

This shirt is a 10/10 gift for:

• ✨ Starseeds & space babes

• 👻 Spiritual rebels who don’t believe in clocks

• 🎮 That one friend who’s into astrology, conspiracy docs & chaos

• 💜 Yourself — because you’ve transcended Earth logic and look damn good doing it

Add a weird print or card from the Keolix vault and BOOM: interdimensional gift set unlocked.

🌠 Bonus Waffle — Read at Your Own Risk

Ever feel like you were dropped off on this planet by mistake?
Like… you’re out here drinking iced coffee while everyone else is arguing over parking spaces and Netflix passwords?

This T-shirt is your shield.
It’s your reminder that you’re not here to shrink, bend, bow, or play nice.

You're here to vibrate higher, dodge nonsense, and occasionally whisper:
“I could leave this solar system and take the vibes with me.”

The alien? That’s your mood.
The quote? That’s your boundary.
The T-shirt? That’s your armour for walking into this world like it owes you star royalties.

Because maybe you’re not from here.
But damn, you look good while visiting.

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

UK Orders:
– Processed in 1–3 business days
– Delivered in 2–5 via Royal Mail Tracked
– Packaged safe like it’s being sent to Mars

International Orders:
– 7–14 business days
– Tracked and insured
– Customs might vibe-check your item, be patient

Returns:
– Non-personalized items can be returned in 14 days
– Must be unworn, unwashed, un-mortally influenced
– Email hello@keolix.com with issues or alien abductions

🪐 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is your new favourite source of spiritual chaos and art-fuelled rebellion.
We make handmade cards, prints, mugs, and T-shirts that hit deeper than your last tarot reading.

Every design is made in-house, ethically, with a side of sarcasm and soul.

✨ Join the vibe. Follow the orbit. Wear your weird.
This isn’t just fashion — it’s Keolix.
And babe, it’s beyond mortal influence.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.