Trolling the Nation Satirical Polling Tote Bag

🗳️ Subtle? Never Heard of Her.

This is the "Trolling the Nation" tote, and it came to disrupt.

Not gently. Not quietly. But boldly—with a smirk and a message. Inspired by those official-looking polling station signs that scream trust us, this tote flips the narrative and dares you to laugh while thinking. It’s the visual version of a mic drop in bag form.

And you? You’re the one carrying the punchline.

📦 Tote Features – Because Function Can Be Funny

• Bold AF Design: Looks like you’re heading to vote, but really? You’re just trolling the discourse.

• 100% Recycled Cotton: Sustainably made, because irony’s only fun when it doesn’t trash the planet.

• Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches) — perfect for books, ballots, memes, and main character energy.

• 130–135gsm Fabric: Lightweight, strong, and built for carrying controversial opinions and iced coffee.

• Plastic-Free Packaging: Because we don’t do wasteful.

💡 Use this tote When:

• You're voting... with vibes.

• You’re marching, meme-ing, or mentally rage-scrolling.

• You want to turn heads in the queue at Sainsbury’s.

This bag isn’t here to be liked by everyone. It’s here to say what most won’t. And it says it in ALL CAPS energy.

🎁 Gift It To:

• Your politically unbothered friend who’s always this close to going viral on Twitter.

• Your mate who left law school to make art with meaning.

• Yourself, because you’ve had it with being polite.

It’s not just a tote, it’s a subtle drag wrapped in a minimalist aesthetic. Chic enough for brunch. Savage enough for the street.

💬 Vibe Check:

What it says without saying it:

• “Yes, I did read the comments—and I’m still right.”

• “The revolution will be screen printed.”

• “Catch me disrupting the algorithm in canvas form.”

🧠 Emotional Benefits:

• Gives you +100 confidence in queues full of silence.

• Reduces the need to argue—your bag already said it.

• Attracts weird looks from old men. Perfect.

🧥 Style It With:

• A beanie and a bad attitude.

• A graphic tee that starts fights.

• A pink blazer for contrast. Because you’re a contradiction and you know it.

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

• Ships within 1–3 business days

• UK: 2–5 days

• International: 7–14 days (customs may be shady, not us)

Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items.
Questions, memes, or chaos? Hit us up: hello@keolix.com

🗯️ KEOLIX: Loud. Smart. Unapologetically Funny.

We design for the girlies with something to say and no desire to whisper it.

Our bags spark joy and debates. And that’s exactly how we like it.

🛒 Add to Cart. Start the discourse.
Because at Keolix, even your tote bag has a point to prove.

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