Time Flies – Funny Rum Celebration Card

💌 "Time Flies When You're Having Rum" – Funny Rum Bottle Greeting Card for Birthdays, Celebrations & Just Because

🥃 Pour a Smile with the “Time Flies When You’re Having Rum” Card

Looking for a cheeky way to celebrate someone’s special day?
The “Time Flies When You’re Having Rum” card blends humor, charm, and a pop of pastel color into a playful design that’s as bold as it is brilliant. Whether it’s for a birthday, a fun surprise, or just a midweek pick-me-up, this is the greeting card that does it all.

Featuring a bright rum bottle on a soft pastel background, this card is the perfect blend of tropical vibes and sharp wit. It’s ideal for your rum-loving friend, your partner who appreciates a good pun, or your cheeky sibling who loves to laugh.

💌 Why This Greeting Card Works

🥃 Standout Design That Brings the Party

With bold colors, crisp lines, and a retro pastel backdrop, this card grabs attention from the moment it’s opened. The illustrated rum bottle is equal parts playful and stylish, giving it a fun, modern twist that feels both cheeky and classy.

✍️ Blank Interior for Your Own Message

No generic pre-written lines here. The inside is left blank so you can write a message that’s as personal, heartfelt, or hilariously chaotic as you like. Whether you’re writing a birthday toast or an inside joke, your words will make this card unforgettable.

🖐 Handmade in the UK on Premium Cardstock

All KEOLIX cards are printed in-house using high-quality, sustainable materials. We don’t believe in cutting corners — your card is printed on durable paper with vibrant colors and a professional finish. It looks good, feels great, and makes a lasting impression.

📏 Choose the Right Size for the Occasion

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Perfect for short, sweet messages or party invites

• A5 – A popular choice that balances message space and visual impact

• A4– Ideal for when you’ve got a lot to say (or big handwriting!)

Each size comes with a kraft envelope and is eco-packaged, ready to mail or gift.

🎯 Great For:

• Birthdays – Especially if they love rum, jokes, or unforgettable cards

• Celebrations – Whether they got a promotion, a new job, or just made it through Monday

• Just Because – Because time really does fly when you’re having rum

• Friendship & Family – For your fun uncle, your work bestie, or your favorite rum fiend

• Cheeky Gifts – It pairs well with an actual bottle of rum or a tropical-themed gift box

🎁 Make It a Gift-Worthy Moment

Pair this design with one of our bestselling handmade cards or pop it into a gift basket. It’s the perfect way to make a funny moment feel meaningful and memorable.

🚚 Shipping & Returns Information

• Ships within 1–3 business days

• UK delivery: 2–5 working days

• International delivery: 7–14 business days

• Tracked shipping available at checkout

We accept returns within 14 days for non-personalized items.
If you receive a damaged or incorrect order, just contact hello@keolix.com, and we’ll make it right.

🧠 Why This Works

• It’s fun and cheeky: The pun lands, the design hits, and it delivers good vibes.

• It’s personal: You get to add your own humor, sass, or sentiment.

• It’s versatile: Perfect for birthdays, “thinking of you,” or just midweek joy.

• It’s unforgettable: This isn’t your average shop-bought greeting — it’s a keepsake.

🥃 Waffle Bonus – For the Pun Lovers & Party People

The "Time Flies When You’re Having Rum" design isn’t just a joke — it’s a whole vibe.
Whether you’re writing a hilarious inside joke, a “cheers to you” message, or a boozy birthday toast, this design is the perfect way to say “you matter” with a twist. Add some rum, some cheek, and some flair — and you’ve got a greeting that will absolutely not be ignored.

💛 Order Your "Time Flies When You're Having Rum" Card Today

Add a splash of humor and a drop of fun to someone’s day.
Order your “Time Flies When You’re Having Rum” card today — whether they’re a rum enthusiast or just a fan of great design and cheeky laughs.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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