"System malfunction. You are now the glitch."
This isn’t your average canvas tote—it’s a visual rebellion. Our “The Matrix is Glitching” tote is a full-on aesthetic trip through the digital rabbit hole, where broken pixels meet bold fashion, and reality? Yeah… it’s buffering.
Made for cyberpunks, tech nerds, gamers, and fashion rebels alike—this bag screams Matrix meltdown and gives zero apologies about it. Vibrant glitch art. Distorted typography. And an energy that says “I know we’re in a simulation and I’m the bug they can’t fix.”
This isn't just an accessory. It’s your statement piece.
This beauty is handcrafted from sustainable 130–135gsm recycled cotton, which means it’s soft, durable, lightweight, and planet-friendly. You get the eco-points and the style flex—because you care and you slay.
40 x 38cm (15.7 x 15 inches) – large enough for your laptop, gaming gear, notebook of existential theories, and your backup charger in case your hologram glitches out.
Cybercore Energy: Bold glitch graphics and a typeface that looks like it fell through a corrupted codebase.
Style x Storytelling: Gives ‘digital breakdown’ chic—like if Neo had a fashion line in Shoreditch.
Multi-Reality Use Case: Tote it to college, the coffee shop, your coding bootcamp, or therapy (where you talk about why you think your dreams are patches to the real world).
Conversation Starter: No one will walk past this without stopping. Period.
Shopping for a programmer? A sci-fi fan? Your bestie who still quotes The Matrix in 2025? This is it. This tote is the crossover between fashion, fandom, and existential dread. Perfect for birthdays, gamer anniversaries, or surprise “we’re living in a simulation” care packages.
Pair it with a black trench coat, dark sunglasses, and the audacity to ask people if they’ve “seen the signs” when they comment on your tote. Add a red lipstick if you’re in your villain era, or go full grayscale for that I-code-for-18-hours-straight aesthetic.
TL;DR:
💻 Glitchcore design? Check.
♻️ 100% recycled cotton? Check.
👽 Bold energy that breaks the fourth wall? Hell yes.
Add to cart. Unplug. Or don’t. You’re the glitch now.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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