The Matrix Is Glitching Mug | Tech-Art 11 oz Gift

🕶️ Reality Error Detected — Load Caffeine to Continue

Fire up your morning routine with a mug that looks like it just fell through a corrupted render. The “The Matrix Is Glitching” Mug splashes neon pixel tears and datamoshed lines across glossy ceramic, crowned by the line that every simulation sceptic knows by heart: The Matrix Is Glitching. Perfect for coders stuck in loops, gamers mid-lag, and friends who greet existential crises with an espresso shot.

Why This Mug Breaks the Code

• Eye-Popping Glitch Art – Saturated magentas, cyans and lime greens collide in a cascading error screen. One glance and you’re in 1999 hacker-movie heaven.

• Conversation Catalyst – Expect deep chats about déjà vu cats, simulation theory and your last GPU upgrade before the kettle even finishes boiling.

• Everyday Armour – Lead- & BPA-free ceramic, kiln-fired to keep colours screaming after endless dishwasher blitzes and microwave rescues.

• Goldilocks Capacity – 11 oz (0.33 l) hits that sweet spot between “just enough” and “I’ll vibrate through the desk.”

• Ergonomic C-Handle – Grips like a well-balanced game controller; no accidental spills mid-debate about free will.

Gift It to Anyone Who…

• Lives in dark mode and breathes RGB.

• Wears trench coats unironically (looking at you, Neo).

• Stays up late modding spreadsheets into art.

• Needs a desk piece that screams system error in the best possible way.

Quick Specs for the Log File

• Mug Material: 100 % ceramic, high-gloss finish

• Mug Capacity: 11 oz / 0.33 l

• Mug Care: Microwave + dishwasher safe

• Origin: Blank responsibly sourced from China; printed with pride in the UK

• Safety: Certified lead- & BPA-free

Shipping & Service

Orders blast out within 1–3 business days. Royal Mail beams UK parcels to you in 2–5 days; international deliveries typically land in 7–14 (customs permitting). Tracking pings straight to your inbox for real-time glitch watching.

If your mug arrives chipped or not as advertised, email hello@keolix.com within seven days—replacement or refund, zero hassle. Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days for a no-quibble refund (buyer covers return postage unless we messed up).

Keolix — Everyday Objects, Altered Reality

We turn ordinary mugs, cards and prints into pocket-sized portals of creativity, because the simulation only gets interesting when it glitches.

Ready to bend the spoon? Click Add to Basket, brew your favourite reality-distorting drink, and let every sip remind you—the matrix can’t handle your vibes.

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