Some people walk.
You strut.... This “Uh, Uh, Uh Yeah! Staying Alive” tote bag brings disco heat and recycled cool — all in one funky little package.
With a dancing skeleton, bold afro, and unapologetic attitude, this bag’s not here to blend in.
It’s here to make people smile, groove, and double-take.
Vibrant Design: Disco skeleton with afro and a retro font that screams Studio 54 energy
Sustainable Fabric: Made from 100% recycled cotton – good for the planet, even better for your groove
Just-Right Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches) — roomy enough for records, groceries, or your existential dread
Comfort + Strength: 130–135gsm – lightweight, soft, and sturdy enough to carry your boldness
Easy Care: Machine washable – because even icons need a rinse sometimes
This isn’t just a Tote bag.
It’s a whole vibe.
A Tote For:
Dancing through the supermarket like it’s Saturday Night Fever
Turning errands into music videos
Showing the world that you still got soul
This tote’s for the ones who:
Don’t take life too seriously
Can laugh at death, disco, and themselves
Know style is about attitude, not just aesthetics
Give them something they’ll actually use — and love.
Perfect tote for:
Funky best friends
70s music lovers
Skeleton art fans
People who deserve a funny, functional surprise
Pair it with a vinyl record, glitter sunglasses, or just good vibes.
You just gave the gift of groove.
Let’s be real — you’ll want to carry it everywhere.
Farmers markets
Record shops
Beach days
Gym runs (because cardio is staying alive)
Overpacked Mondays and undercaffeinated Fridays
It works hard. It plays harder.
Bold design.
Eco mind.
No compromises.
100% recycled cotton
Plastic-free packaging
Printed in small batches
Built to last (like the Bee Gees, kinda)
Because saving the planet should look cool as hell.
Whether you’re walking to class, dancing to the bus stop, or silently vibing with your coffee…
This tote is a reminder:
You’re still standing.
You’re still fabulous.
You’re still alive.
👉 Add to Cart now
👉 Make your outfit unforgettable
👉 Let your bag say what your playlist screams
We ship out within 1–3 business days.
UK Delivery: 2–5 working days
International: 7–14 days (delays may apply)
📦 Tracking provided (if selected at checkout)
Not what you expected? Return within 14 days
Wrong item or damage? Send a photo within 7 days — we’ll fix it
Lost delivery? UK: report after 14 days. International: after 30
Refunds go to the original payment method after return is received
📧 Questions? Contact us: hello@keolix.com
This bag is just one beat in the Keolix rhythm.
Check out our full collection of:
Tote bags that talk back
Stickers that sass
Cards that hit hearts
Because if you're going to carry something — make it mean something.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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