“Silly Creature” Tote – Whimsical Sad Alien Eco Bag

Silly creature… love is for humans.

No truer words have ever been spoken by a sad little extraterrestrial with more emotional depth than your last situationship. This tote is not just a bag—it’s a full-blown mood, a lifestyle, and an emotional support statement for the walking heartbreakers, the hopeless romantics, the emotionally self-aware, and the ones who text back even when they shouldn’t.

👽 WHAT YOU’RE CARRYING (BESIDES EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE):

This tote is made from 100% recycled cotton because we care about the planet almost as much as we care about not texting our ex. It’s lightweight (130–135gsm), folds perfectly into your pocket or purse, and holds everything from your grocery haul to your emotional support water bottle to the tears of your friends who still go back to their toxic exes.

Size: 40 x 38 cm — roomy enough for self-worth, snacks, and a rebound situationship.

✨ STICKER DESIGN VIBES:

The tote features a beautifully sad, pastel-toned alien who clearly knows what unrequited love feels like. Next to them? The line that hits way too close to home:
“Silly creature, love is for humans.”

It’s giving:

• “I feel everything too deeply.”

• “I cried in the Tesco meal deal aisle again.”

• “I fall in love once a week and never say anything.”

This design isn’t just cute. It’s a walking poem with handles. And it makes people smile, pause, and say: “WHERE did you get that bag?!”

💌 WHO IT’S FOR:

• The girl who reads sad poetry and walks through bookstores pretending she’s in a film

• Your bestie who sends 4-minute voice notes about her crush not replying

• You, obviously. You’re the main character.

Whether you're shopping, crying in public (in style), heading to therapy, or just looking cute on your café run, this tote is ready to hold your essentials and your secrets.

🎁 THE PERFECT STICKER GIFT:

Buy this for your heartbroken friend instead of just telling them “he wasn’t worth it.”
Buy this for yourself as a reminder that aliens get you.
Buy this for the emotionally unavailable guy you’re still entertaining as a warning.

💡 USE IT FOR:

✔ Carrying your journal and pens for self-reflection
✔ A beach bag for solo healing trips
✔ Tote bag therapy sessions
✔ A conversation starter with that hot person who also believes love is chaos

📦 SHIPPING INFO:

• UK: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 days

• Processing: 1–3 days max

• All orders tracked (unless noted)

Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days. Damaged? We’ll replace or refund, just send a photo. Need help? Email us at hello@keolix.com — we’re emotionally available and prompt.

🪐 IN CONCLUSION:

This tote bag isn’t just fabric.
It’s healing.
It’s humour.
It’s a little alien icon quietly whispering,
“You’re doing amazing, sweetie, now block him.”

Get the “Silly Creature, Love Is for Humans” tote today.
✨ Cry cutely. Carry confidently. Leave them on read. ✨

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.