Satirical Statement Pin Badge Bundle

🧠 PIN BADGE DESCRIPTION

Make a Bold, Smart Statement with Our Satirical Pin Badge Set
If you're the kind of person who doesn’t shy away from saying the uncomfortable truth — this one’s for you. The Satirical Statement Pin Badge Bundle is made for sharp minds, social critics, and everyday rebels who like their fashion laced with wit, irony, and unapologetic realness.

These aren’t just pins. They’re tiny protest signs. Micro manifestos. Pockets of truth wrapped in humor and served with a side of eye-roll for modern society.

💬 Why You’ll Love This Satirical Pin Bundle

• ⚡ Smart, Sharp, and Bold: Each pin hits with commentary on modern life, politics, mental overload, and capitalist chaos.

• 🎯 Designed to Make People Look Twice: These are the kind of pins strangers stop you to read — and maybe even nod in solidarity.

• 🧵 Crafted for Durability: Whether you’re storming through the city or surviving your commute, these 25mm pins are made to last.

• 💬 Great Gift for the Smart & Sarcastic: Know someone who laughs at existential dread? This is their vibe.

🎨 INCLUDED DESIGNS (CHOOSE 1, 2, 3, or all 4):

1. “Tolling the Nation” – For those who know exactly what it costs to live here (and aren’t thrilled about it).

2. “Don’t Think” – A jab at modern media, hustle culture, and the numbing noise of the world.

3. “Overthinking Kills” – A painfully accurate truth, in 3 words.

4. “eCONomy” – Emphasis on the CON. Because let’s be honest.

📏 Sizing & Material

• Size: 25mm (1 inch)

• Material: Metal back, secure pin clasp

• Print: Glossy, vibrant, weather-resistant design

• Attachment: Easily fastens to jackets, bags, hats, or wherever you want to make a statement

📦 Purchase Options

• Single Pin: Choose one that speaks your truth loudest

• Set of 2 or 3: Mix and match to create your own combo of chaos

• Set of 4: Full rebellion. All four designs for full impact. It’s a lifestyle.

🎁 Perfect For...

• Political art lovers

• Punk, goth, grunge & alternative fashion

• People with a brain and a sense of humor

• Friends who question everything

• Conscious consumers who want to make statements and look cool doing it

🧠 Bonus Waffle: The World Is a Mess. So Here’s a Badge.

You ever feel like the world’s run by clowns, but no one else sees the circus? That’s what these pins are for. They’re your daily dose of "Yeah, I see it too." They say what your exhausted brain is already thinking — just more aesthetically.

Wear one. Wear them all. Put them on your denim jacket like armor. Use them to silently scream in a meeting. Gift them to your friend who’s this close to burning it all down (metaphorically).

This set isn’t just edgy. It’s clever. It’s cathartic. It’s solidarity in 25mm form.

🚚 Shipping & Returns

We process all orders within 1–3 business days.

Estimated Delivery:

• UK: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days (customs delays may apply)

• Tracking included where applicable

🔄 Refunds & Returns

• Damaged/Incorrect: Email hello@keolix.com with a photo within 7 days and we’ll replace or refund.

• Lost: UK = 14 days, International = 30 days. We’ve got you covered.

• Returns: Accepted within 14 days for non-personalized items in original packaging. Buyer pays return postage unless damaged.

🛒 Order Now and Start the Quiet Revolution

This pin bundle doesn’t whisper. It speaks volumes. Whether you wear one or rock all four, you’re telling the world: “I see through the bullshit, and I look good doing it.”

👉 Click Add to Cart and start making your everyday accessories mean something.
💥 Smart. Satirical. Stylish. Say it with a pin.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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