Sassy Cherry Tote – "I Know You Hate Me x" Bag

Because sometimes, you just need your tote to say what your face can’t.

Meet the "I Know You Hate Me x" tote bag—a cheeky, confident, retro-inspired power move disguised as an eco-friendly carryall. With its bold pink cartoon cherry duo and that gloriously passive-aggressive. Sweetly venomous little phrase, this tote isn’t just storage—it’s sass on your shoulder.

Whether you’re dragging yourself to the café where your ex still loiters (on purpose), or strutting into the office pretending you didn’t just silently win that passive-aggressive feud with HR—this is the bag that’ll do the dirty talking while you keep your lipstick perfect.

🍒 Why You'll Love This Sassy Queen of a Tote:

• Bold Statement Design:
  Let’s talk cherries. Not just any cherries. These two are smug little icons of sarcasm, silently mouthing “you wish” while sitting smugly above the phrase “I Know You Hate Me x.” We’ve paired classic pink vibes with ironic affection. It’s the millennial version of a power play. And baby, it delivers.

• Eco-Chic + Attitude:
  Made from 100% recycled cotton, this bag serves looks and sustainability. She's soft, she's strong, and she's here to carry your emotional baggage—along with your oat milk, laptop, and that overly ambitious reading list you bring everywhere but never touch. It’s the flex that says, “I care about the planet… just not your opinion.”

• Perfect Everyday Size:
  Measuring 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches), this tote is the goldilocks of bags—big enough to fit your essentials (or your enemies' tears), but not so big it ruins your fit check. Lightweight with 130-135 gsm thickness, it’s comfy enough to wear all day without looking like you packed your trauma and your groceries.

💅 Where It Belongs:

• On the arm of every girl who’s been called too much and made it her brand.

• Inside therapy rooms (we won’t tell).

• Hanging from the shoulders of the bold, the petty, and the iconic.

• Front row at brunch, catching side eyes and compliments in equal measure.

• Given as the ultimate gift to your most chaotic friend (or yourself, because self-love is louder).

🛍️ Gifting Vibes:

This tote makes a killer gift for your sassiest bestie, your Gen Z cousin with eyeliner sharper than your past mistakes, or your own inner teenager finally rising from the ashes. Whether it’s for a birthday, break-up, or a just-because-I’m-iconic present, this is the bag that says everything without saying a word.

✨ Product Specs:

• Material: 100% Recycled Cotton

• Dimensions: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)

• Thickness: 130-135 gsm

• Color: Natural base with pink/red print

• Care: Spot clean or hand wash to preserve your drama

So… who's hating now?
Add the “I Know You Hate Me x” tote to your cart and let the world feel your cherry-flavored wrath—one unapologetic look at a time.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.