Because someone cares. Not me. But someone. Turn heads and raise eyebrows with this funny smiley face tote bag, designed for people who appreciate sarcasm, minimal effort, and major vibes. The bright yellow smiley beams positivity while the quote keeps it real:
"Just to let you know someone cares. Not me, but someone."
Whether you’re running errands, heading to uni, or pretending to go to the gym—this tote is here to carry your stuff and your attitude.
Sustainably Sassy: Made from 100% recycled cotton. Mother Earth approved.
Witty Design: Smiley face meets dry humor. It’s like Gen Z therapy.
Roomy & Ready: 40 x 38 cm of space for books, snacks, emotional baggage.
Lightweight but Durable: 130–135 gsm = strong enough for daily use, soft enough for casual flexing.
Wearable with Anything: Minimalist colors. Loud message. Goes with every outfit and mood.
Whether you're gifting this to a sarcastic friend or using it to signal strangers not to talk to you—this reusable tote brings the laughs, the functionality, and the planet-friendly cred.
Perfect for:
Daily errands (that you’re 10 minutes late to)
Uni (where you pretend to take notes)
Work commutes (that you spiritually quit last year)
Weekend market strolls (to buy overpriced fruit and good intentions)
Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)
Material: 100% Recycled Cotton
Thickness: 130–135gsm
Care Instructions: Spot clean or hand wash. Treat it nicer than your ex did you.
Students who thrive on chaos
Shoppers who refuse to use plastic
Introverts who like passive-aggressive accessories
Anyone who believes in sustainability AND sarcasm
Let your tote do the talking. Click “Add to Cart” and carry a little sarcasm with you wherever you go. Because the world needs more funny bags—and fewer people talking before coffee.
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days (customs may affect delivery)
Processing Time: 1–3 business days
Tracking: Provided if applicable
Damaged/Wrong Item? Email within 7 days—we’ll sort it.
Lost Package? UK = 14 days | International = 30 days.
Returns: Accepted within 14 days if unused & in original packaging.
Refunds: Only to original payment method after return received.
Buyer pays return shipping unless it's our fault (which it won’t be 😇)
Email: hello@keolix.com – we care. (Okay, not me, but someone does.)
Check out our range of funny, bold, and cheeky accessories:
✔ Handmade greeting cards for every kind of situation
✔ Original art prints for your walls (and your soul)
✔ Loyalty rewards so you get more for being fabulous
Add a dose of dry humor to your daily routine.
Grab the Smiley Cares tote and remind the world: someone cares. Not you. But someone. 😌
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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