Rich and Unemployed Yacht Mug | 11 oz Cheeky Luxury

⛵ Sip Like a Billionaire—No Job Required

Dreaming of sun-bleached decks, endless champagne, and zero Monday meetings? The “Rich and Unemployed” Yacht Mug makes that fantasy taste a little sweeter—no lottery win needed. One sleek yacht glides across calm seas while the brazen slogan screams carefree wealth. Pair with your morning brew and suddenly the school-run traffic looks a bit more Mediterranean blue.

Why This Mug Feels First-Class

Sophisticated Sass
A minimalist yacht silhouette floats above the unapologetic phrase Rich and Unemployed. It’s equal parts tongue-in-cheek and aspirational—imagine Wall Street money with TikTok humour.

Glossy Mug Ceramic that Outlasts Trends
Printed on premium, lead- and BPA-free ceramic, the high-gloss finish keeps whites crisp and blues deep after countless dishwasher voyages. At 11 oz (340 ml), it’s roomy enough for a latte yet light enough for deck lounging (or, you know, your kitchen table).

Microwave & Dishwasher Safe
Forgot your coffee while day-dreaming about St Tropez? Zap it back to life. Cleanup’s a breeze—simply ditch it on the top rack and get back to planning that imaginary yacht itinerary.

Comfort Grip for Captain’s Hands
The classic C-shaped handle fits snugly, whether you’ve calloused sailor fingers or manicured millionaire mitts. One-handed selfies by the kettle encouraged.

Who’ll Love This Mug

• Entrepreneurs & Side-Hustlers – mindset fuel for the grind.

• Office Banter Kings – park it on the desk, cue eye-rolls & giggles.

• Boat-Obsessed Day-Dreamers – perfect while scrolling yacht listings you can’t afford (yet).

• Secret Santa Legends – finally, a gift that beats novelty socks into the sea.

Life on (Make-Believe) Deck

Morning Muster – Americano in hand, spreadsheet open, playlist set to yacht-rock classics.
Midday Escapism – refill with herbal tea, stare at mug until workload blurs into ocean waves.
Evening Docking – hot chocolate, fluffy robe, and a mental image of sunsets over the Côte d’Azur.

Need-to-Know Mug Specs

• Mug Material: 100 % ceramic, glossy finish

• Capacity: 11 oz / 0.33 l

• Care: Microwave & dishwasher safe

• Safety: Certified lead- & BPA-free

• Origin: Blank responsibly sourced from China, printed with flair in the UK

• Handle: Ergonomic C-shape for secure sipping in rough (coffee) seas

Shipping That Doesn’t Drag Anchor

Orders set sail within 1–3 working days. Royal Mail delivers UK parcels in 2–5 days; international packages usually dock within 7–14 (customs permitting). Tracking details land in your inbox so you can chart your mug’s voyage.

Hassle-Free Returns & Five-Star Support

If your mug arrives chipped or not shipshape, email hello@keolix.com within seven days. We’ll replace or refund faster than you can shout “All aboard!”. Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days for a no-quibble refund (buyer covers return postage unless we’re at fault).

Keolix—Everyday Objects, Extraordinary Attitude

From pun-packed mugs to wall art that sparks joy, we turn humdrum moments into mini luxury escapes. Because life’s too short for boring crockery.

Ready to cruise through coffee time? Hit “Add to Basket”, hoist the kettle, and let every sip remind you: rich vibes, zero overtime.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.