Retro Phone Sticker – Cruel Mother F***er Quote

📞 “Your Son Is a Cruel Mother F*ker" Sticker 
And we printed it. In big, bold retro pink. You’re welcome.

This isn’t just a sticker. It’s the moment. It’s the eye-roll. It’s the full monologue you rehearsed in the shower but decided not to send. It’s the text you typed and deleted and typed again. It’s the closure you never got — and now it’s slapped across your laptop like a badge of honor.

The "Retro Revelations" sticker features a gorgeous vintage-style pink phone with a savage twist. Sitting pretty? Sure. But also unhinged. This sticker isn’t just aesthetic — it’s a full mic drop in sticker form. Ideal for emotionally fluent icons who wear their sass like a crown and have zero interest in sugarcoating the truth.

💖 Why You Need This In Your Life

🔥 Brutally Honest Energy
If you’ve ever dated someone’s son and realized you were actually mothering a grown-ass man, this sticker’s your spiritual match. It doesn’t whisper — it yells with a wink.

📞 Retro but Rude
That vintage rotary style pink phone? She's cute. She’s flirty. She’s every rom-com moment before the breakup montage. But that speech bubble? That’s war.

💦 Waterproof & Unbothered
Printed on premium waterproof vinyl. It’s not peeling, cracking, or ghosting like him. It stays savage, rain or shine, just like you.

🎁 Comes in Packs

• 1 Pack – One message. One vibe. One truth.

• 3 Pack – Coordinate across your journal, laptop, and water bottle.

• 6 Pack – For your crew of unhinged bad bitches who need this printed and posted on everything.

✨ Where It Slaps

• 💻 Laptop: Every time someone borrows your charger, they’ll get the message.

• 📔 Journal: The tea you spill inside deserves a matching cover.

• 🚗 Bumper: Drive with caution. Or revenge. Either way, you’ve been warned.

• 📱 Phone Case: Iconic. Ironic. Immediate ick deterrent.

🎁 Perfect Gift For…

• Your bestie who says “I’m fine” but isn’t.

• That cousin who’s one phone call away from becoming a villain.

• Yourself, obviously. Healing isn’t linear, but sarcasm is effective.

💌 Keeks’ Bonus Note:

This sticker isn’t just edgy for the sake of it. It’s empowerment in pink. It’s what you wanted to say to his mum after she defended him. It’s trauma wrapped in glitter and sealed with a sarcastic kiss. It’s your narrative now.

Pair it with our “New Phone Who Dis?” or “Speak Up” sticker for the full emotionally literate femme-fatale sticker combo.

🚚 Shipping & Returns

• Orders ship within 1–3 business days

• UK: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days

Returns? You bet. If it's damaged or wrong, we fix it.
Email: hello@keolix.com

👑 About KEOLIX

At Keolix, we don’t just print stickers. We print statements. Every design is made for the girls, gays, and theys who like their stationery spicy, their cards clever, and their lives main character coded. From rude romance to cozy chaos, we help you say what needs to be said — without a filter.

Stick your truth.
Say the bad thing first.
And for the love of God, block him.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.