Ready to slap a little sass on your water bottle? Need your laptop to say what you’re too tired to text? The Quirky Quote Sticker Bundle is here to speak your truth, one cheeky phrase at a time.
This Sticker bundle includes four wildly fun designs:
🍎 "You're the Apple of My Pie" – a romantic classic with a pastry twist
🌹 "Life Through Rose Tinted Glasses" – because delusion is your coping mechanism
👩⚖️ "You'll Be Hearing From My Lawyer" – the ultimate passive-aggressive response
🦙 "Llamaste" – for when you’re chill… but also a little weird
Stick them on your phone case, planner, water bottle, journal, laptop, or your ex’s mail. (Kidding. Kind of.)
✨ Hilarious & Relatable Designs: These aren’t just stickers—they’re punchlines. Each design pairs adorable illustration with just the right amount of bite, sass, or sweetness.
✨ Personalize With Style: Turn your everyday items into talking points. These stickers make your stuff stand out, whether you’re at uni, in the office, or journaling in your local café.
✨ Built to Last: Printed on premium waterproof vinyl, they’re scratch-resistant, rainproof, and Keeks-approved. These aren’t flimsy paper stickers—they’re made to survive your chaotic life.
✨ Peel & Slay: Smooth application, clean removal. No sticky gunk, no regrets, just flawless vibes. Switch them up whenever you need a new punchline for the week.
Your pun-loving bestie
The coworker who keeps sending unhinged Slack messages
The cousin who replies to trauma with memes
Yourself, because you’re the whole package (and the postal service was made for people like you)
Wrap it up with one of our handmade cards for extra spice—or pair with a tote from the Keolix collection for the ultimate chaotic-gift-energy combo.
Material: Thick, high-quality matte vinyl
Quantity: 4 stickers per bundle
Durability: Waterproof, scratch-resistant, long-wear magic
Size: Perfect for laptops, phones, water bottles, and journals
Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 working days
International: 7–14 working days (customs delays possible)
Tracking: Available where selected – check your shipping confirmation email
🛍️ Returns & Refunds:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days
Damaged or incorrect? Email us a photo within 7 days
Lost package? UK – contact after 14 days. International – after 30
💳 Refunds: To original payment method only
📧 Customer Support: hello@keolix.com
This sticker bundle is part of a much bigger vibe. From offensive cards to ridiculous totes and aesthetic prints, KEOLIX is where weird meets wonderful.
Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow us for sneak peeks and spicy giveaways.
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👉 Say it with stickers
👉 And remember: your personality isn’t “too much”—it’s just perfectly stickered 💅
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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