Professional Insider Trader Sticker – Finance Vinyl Decal

It’s giving: regulatory risk meets clean aesthetic.
The “Professional Insider Trader” sticker is a cheeky nod to market chaos, late-night Bloomberg binges, and questionable compliance — all served in a minimalist, sleek format that says “I’m not saying I’m illegal, but I do know things.”

Whether you’re deep in a trading terminal or just like a little black humor with your quarterly reports, this sticker is built to flex your finance brain — with a smirk.

💼 The Sticker Design: Corporate Chic Meets Market Mischief

This isn’t your average stock market joke. It’s:

• Minimalist, clean lines

• Neutral color palette

• Elegant typeface

• Featuring the bold title: Professional Insider Trader

It’s dry. It’s slick. It’s the perfect crossover between Wall Street and satire — smart enough to hang in the office, cheeky enough to get noticed in the bar after.

🖥️ Stick It Where You Make Power Plays:

• Laptop: For subtle flexing during investor meetings

• Trading desk: Your Bloomberg terminal’s best friend

• Journal or notebook: Where the real alpha is plotted

• Water bottle or mug: Because hydration is essential when you’re dodging subpoenas

• Monitor bezel or tech gear: Clean, discreet, and too clever

Instant vibe upgrade for offices, startups, hedge funds, and co-working corners alike.

🎁 Perfect Gift For:

• Finance majors and MBAs

• Your over-caffeinated crypto bro friend

• Day traders with a dark sense of humor

• Someone who says “risk-on” before ordering espresso

• Yourself, obviously — because you are the market

Ideal for birthday bundles, onboarding kits, or that “congrats on not getting indicted” gift.

💧 Waterproof. Durable. Ethically Questionable? Maybe.

This sticker is made from high-performance vinyl that’s:

• Waterproof and built for spills

• Fade-proof, even under fluorescent doom lighting

• Scratch-resistant for the hustle

• Peels cleanly — no residue, no evidence

Available in:

• Single sticker – perfect solo statement

• Pack of 3 – for laptop, notebook, and backup

• Pack of 6 – for the whole insider trading ring (allegedly)

📦 Shipping Info

• Orders ship in 1–3 business days

• 🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 business days

• 🌍 International: 7–14 business days

• Tracking available when applicable

Every sticker ships flat, sealed, and boardroom-ready.

🔁 Returns & Customer Support

If your sticker arrives damaged, incorrect, or suspiciously late, we’ll sort it.

• Contact hello@keolix.com within 7 days

• Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days

• Refunds processed once returned in original condition

No insider advantage needed — we actually care about customers.

💌 KEOLIX BRAND BLOCK

At Keolix, we design art that sticks — smart, stylish, sometimes a little subversive. From corporate satire to emotional chaos, our stickers are built for thinkers, doers, and those with really good taste in sarcasm.

This isn’t just a finance joke. It’s portfolio decor.
Trade wisely. Stick boldly.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.