President of the Broken Hearts Club T-shirt

💔 President of the Broken Hearts Club T-shirt 

Welcome to the most exclusive club no one wants to join... but everyone ends up in.
If you’ve loved hard, cried harder, and somehow came out funnier — congrats, babe.
You’re qualified. And this T-shirt?

This t-shirt is your uniform.
Not for wallowing. Not for pity.
But for wearing your ache like a crown.

🎨 The T-shirt Design

On the front?
A hand-drawn heartbreak pass.
Official member status. Pastel tones. Playful sadness.
A little wink from your inner emo child.
The T-shirt design says:

“Yeah, it hurt. But I made it look good.”

It’s minimal.
It’s nostalgic.
It’s devastatingly cute.

🧵 Quality That Comforts:

• Fabric: 100% Gildan heavy cotton — it’s soft but sturdy, like your last situationship should’ve been.

• Weight: 175gsm (white) / 185gsm (colours) — breathable, non-see-through, hug-level thickness

• Fit: Unisex cut, true to size, flattering AF

• Care: Machine washable, dryer-safe — this tee’s more low-maintenance than your ex

• Sizes: S to XXL — heartbreak has no size limit

💘 Who’s Is This T-shirt For?

• You, still making playlists for people who don’t deserve them

• Your bestie, post-breakup, eating noodles in bed

• That one friend who collects ironic t-shirts like emotional armor

• Anyone who’s ever cried in the shower and then taken a selfie

🧠 Bonus Waffle — The Heartbreak Lore

You don’t get to be President of the Broken Hearts Club by being soft.
You earn it.
Through silence. Through spiral. Through Spotify. Through growth.
Through the kind of pain that makes you poetic. And slightly unhinged.

This tee isn’t just fabric.
It’s your survival merch.

It’s a reminder that:

💌 You’re not alone.
💌 You’re not broken — you’re rebuilt.
💌 And yes, you are hot when you cry.

Some wear designer.
You wear devastation with dignity.

Pair it with baggy jeans, headphones, and eye contact no one deserves.
Or wear it oversized to your ex’s house and leave it there by "accident."
We won’t stop you.

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

UK Orders:
– Shipped in 1–3 business days
– Delivered in 2–5 via tracked mail
– Eco packaging, always

International Orders:
– 7–14 business days
– Tracked shipping
– Customs delays possible

Returns & Refunds:
– 14-day return window on non-personalized items
– Must be unused, in original packaging
– Buyer covers return unless item is faulty

Damaged/Wrong Order?
– Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days
– Include your order number + photo
– We’ll fix it (and send hugs)

💜 About KEOLIX

This isn’t fast fashion. This is feelings fashion.

Every KEOLIX product is handmade, emotionally charged, and built to say what your mouth can’t.
Cards? Savage.
Prints? Poetic.
Tees? Therapy with sleeves.

Not sure what to buy next? Browse our sad girl starter pack or check out bestsellers.
Need styling ideas? We’ve got real-life inspo and heartbreak combos that go hard.

You’re not just shopping.
You’re collecting artefacts of your healing era.

💡 Ready to Lead the Club?

Order the "President of the Broken Hearts Club" tee and start romanticizing your ruin.
You’re not just healing.
You’re iconic.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.