Alarm screams. You stumble kitchen-ward, craving caffeine and a mood lift. On the shelf awaits a glossy white mug, centre-stage hot-pink dagger glinting like bubble-gum danger. Beneath the blade sits the question nobody expects before 8 am: “Would You Kill for Me One Day?” Deadpan. Deliciously wrong. Your inner mischief cackles. Kettle clicks. Day upgraded.
1. Art That Cuts Cute with Cruel
The dagger’s blade gleams candy-pink—think strawberry lollipop meets assassin chic. A drop of heart-shaped “blood” (raspberry-syrup vibe, nothing graphic) hangs from the tip. Hand-drawn sparkles dance around the weapon, sugar-coating menace with kawaii sparkle. Printed via high-pressure sublimation then kiln-cured, so colours bond to ceramic at lava temperatures: no peeling, no fading, no evidence.
2. Goldilocks Capacity Mug
11 oz / 340 ml. Fits that double espresso, builder’s brew, or matcha latte you claim you’ll switch to one day. Enough room for marshmallow-topped cocoa when bingeing true-crime docs.
3. Built for Everyday Mayhem
– 100 % ceramic, lead-free, BPA-free heavy-gauge body
– Mirror-gloss glaze so shiny you can fix eyeliner in it
– Microwave friendly – reheat before plotting
– Dishwasher proof – sarcasm survives 120 cycles
– Chunky C-handle: three-finger grip while texting, four-finger clutch when the plot thickens
07 : 03 – Coffee pours. Dagger winks. You whisper “Maybe…” Energy +10.
10 : 15 – Colleague passes desk, reads phrase, laughs nervously. Ice broken.
13 : 00 – Noodle soup lunch. Mug moonlights as bowl. Pink stays poppin’.
16 : 30 – Energy slump. Peppermint refill. Mug reminds you you’re spicy, not sleepy.
22 : 45 – Bedtime chamomile. Candlelight hits glossy glaze. You grin and plan tomorrow’s mischief.
Instant dopamine. Cute-meets-creepy tickles the brain more than vanilla slogans.
Conversation spark. Room-mates, colleagues, Tinder dates—everyone asks. You decide whether to explain or just raise an eyebrow.
Daily duality. Soft pink + sharp steel = perfect reminder you can be sweet and savage.
Self-care cue. Every sip whispers: protect your peace, wield your boundaries.
Birthday for the sarcastic bestie – add a pink satin ribbon and tiny plastic sword cocktail picks.
Secret-Santa under £15 – guaranteed most-stolen swap item.
Break-up survival kit – pair with dark chocolate and a playlist called “Better Off Badass.”
New-job celebration – slip a note: “Slay (metaphorically).”
Wrap hack: black tissue, hot-pink twine, dagger-shaped gift tag. Done.
• Volume — 11 oz / 340 ml
• Material — kiln-fired ceramic, mirror-gloss finish
• Care — microwave + dishwasher safe
• Safety — lead- & BPA-free
• Origin — blank sourced responsibly in China, printed & packed in the UK with low-VOC inks
Recyclable kraft box, paper tape, compostable peanuts. Less plastic, more fantastic. Printed on demand to curb waste.
Printed within 1–3 working days.
UK: Royal Mail 48 h (2–5 days).
International: 7–14 days (customs willing).
Tracking email pings your inbox faster than you can unsheathe the dagger.
Mug Arrives chipped? Wrong design? Email hello@keolix.com with a photo within seven days. Replacement or refund—no interrogation. Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days; you cover return post unless we messed up.
Life hurls passive-aggressive emails, overcooked pasta, rogue spoilers. Counter with cheeky chaos. Lift your pink dagger, sip bold, and let the world know you blend cute with cut-through. No actual violence required—just lethal confidence in ceramic form.
Add to basket. Boil kettle. Plot world domination—or a productive Tuesday. Either way, every gulp will taste like sweet rebellion. 🗡️💗
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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