“Owl Shit” – Hoot-Larious Ceramic Mug (11 oz)

Morning brain still snoozing?
Give it a hoot-worthy jolt with the mug that greets you bluntly:

OWL SHIT

Two little words.
One mighty giggle.
Caffeine hits harder when your cup’s got attitude.

5 reasons this mug flies above the rest

1. Feather-ruffling humour
   The bold typographic design turns an everyday swear into a wise-cracking owl pun. Kitchen banter? Sorted.

2. Just-right volume
   11 oz / 340 ml—the perch of perfection for espresso-heavy flat whites, builder’s brews or a cheeky hot choc.

3. Built like a barn-owl
   Kiln-fired ceramic finished in high-gloss glaze. Colours stay bright, language stays loud, wash after wash.

4. Microwave & dishwasher safe
   Because life’s too short to hand-wash the potty-mouthed crockery (top-rack preferred).

5. Safety first, sass second
   Lead-free. BPA-free. The only thing mildly toxic is the sense of humour.

🎁 Who will love this mug?

• Desk warriors – perfect antidote to corporate jargon.

• Night-owls – the ones who need warning labels before 9 a.m.

• Secret-Santa legends – under-£10, guaranteed cackle.

• Collectors of rude mugs – another gem for the profanity parade.

📏 Quick-fire specs

🌍 Print-on-demand = guilt-free giggles

We press your design only when you click Add to Cart.
No dead stock, less landfill, lighter carbon footprint.
Shipped in recyclable cardboard, cushioned with paper—not plastic.

🚚 Shipping (UK time-frames)

• Printing & packing 1 – 3 working days

• UK delivery Royal Mail 48 h – usually 2 – 5 working days

• Rest of world 7 – 14 working days (customs permitting)

Tracking lands in your inbox faster than an owl on a field mouse.

🔄 Easy returns & owl-standing support

Received a cracked beak? Wrong design?
Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days of arrival.
Picture evidence = replacement or refund, no faff.

Changed your mind? Send the mug back unused within 14 days.
You cover return postage unless we messed up.

❓ Mini FAQ

Is the swear word on both sides?
Yes—ambidextrous obscenity for lefties and righties.

Will the glaze survive daily microwaving?
Absolutely. This owl can take the heat.

Gift-wrap option?
Tick “gift wrapping” at checkout—kraft paper, twine bow, owl-shaped tag. Hoot-iful.

🌟 Final hoot

Coffee tastes better when your mug speaks its mind.
So ruffle some feathers, embrace the cheek, and let the “Owl Shit” mug remind everyone that mornings are a load of owl-excrement—until caffeine (and comedy) swoops in.

Hit Add to Cart and start every day with a wise-crack and a wicked grin

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.