One Year Closer to Death – Party Ghost Mug

Another lap round the sun? Congratulations! You’re still breathing, bills are still billing and this cheeky little phantom has rocked up in a glitter-tipped party hat to remind you of the obvious: we’re all hurtling towards the great unknown, so we might as well drink good coffee and laugh about it with this mug. 

What makes this mug frightfully brilliant ☕🪦

• Gallows giggles on demand
A grin-worthy slogan – “One Year Closer to Death” – curled round an outrageously cute cartoon ghost throwing confetti. Existential dread + birthday bash = humour that actually lands.

• Proper brew mug capacity
11 oz (340 ml). Enough room for a builder’s tea, an Americano the size of your insomnia, or a hot chocolate piled with mallows to sweet-talk your inner nihilist.

• Built for daily haunting
100 % ceramic mug, high-gloss glaze. Colours stay sharp after hundreds of dishwasher exorcisms. Pop it in the microwave when your drink goes cold – the ghost doesn’t mind a little radiation.

• Safe as coffin lids
Lead-free, BPA-free. Your hot bevvy will never taste of chemicals – only freedom, caffeine and wild acceptance of mortality.

• Handle with eer-ease
Chunky C-shaped grip so you can multitask: sip, scroll and contemplate the void without spills.

Everyday scenarios this mug absolutely slays 🔥

• Birthday morning – present it alongside burnt toast and off-key singing. Cue snorts of laughter.

• Office desk – subtle enough for Teams meetings, edgy enough to ward off “just circling back” emails.

• Sunday sofa – ghost, blanket, existential podcast. Vibe set.

• Halloween party – doubles as décor and drinks holder. Skeleton straws optional.

Gift it like a legend 🎁

• Best mate turning 30, 40, 50? Pair with a slice of black-icing cake.

• Gothy sibling who loves cute things? Nailed it.

• Colleague with a killer meme stash? Secret-Santa game over.
  Attach a note: “Here’s to another year closer – let’s make it worth it.”

Specs at a spooky glance 📝

– Volume: 11 oz / 340 ml
– Material: kiln-fired ceramic, mirror-shine glaze
– Care: microwave & dishwasher friendly
– Safety: lead- & BPA-free
– Origin: blank mug responsibly sourced in China, printed & packed in the UK

Eco-minded packaging 🌿

Printed to order (zero waste) and shipped in a recyclable kraft smash-proof box. Your mug arrives cosy, your conscience stays clean.

Shipping that won’t ghost you 🚚

We print, quality-check and dispatch within 1–3 working days.
• UK: Royal Mail 48 h – usually 2–5 business days.
• International: 7–14 business days (customs may party longer).

A tracking link hits your inbox the moment the parcel leaves Keolix HQ.

No-stress returns & after-care 💌

If your mug turns up damaged, defective or not the design you summoned, snap a pic and email hello@keolix.com within 7 days. We’ll send a free replacement or refund – your choice. Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days; just cover return postage unless we’re at fault.

Quick FAQ

Q: “Will the print fade?”
A: Only if our sun burns out first – and at that point you’ll have bigger worries.

Q: “Is it dishwasher safe on the hottest cycle?”
A: Absolutely. The ghost likes a steamy rave.

Q: “Is this encouraging morbidity?”
A: No – it’s encouraging perspective. Life’s short; drink the good coffee and laugh loudly.

Final toast 🥂

Life comes with no warranty, but it does come with birthdays. Mark every revolution round that fiery star with a wink, a sip and a party-hat ghost who knows the score. Grab the “One Year Closer to Death” Mug, raise it high and declare: Another year? Challenge accepted. Cheers to living hilariously ever after!

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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