This tote... Olive you. Like… every pizza you.
That’s it. That’s the message. Delivered loud and clear by a sassy lil' cartoon olive who’s not afraid to wear his sauce on his sleeve.
The Olive Every Pizza You Bag is your go-to carryall for groceries, books, hot slices, emotional baggage—you name it. With a pun so good it could be framed on a kitchen wall, this tote says what you meant to text at 1am but didn’t. You’re welcome.
Punny, Playful Design:
A smirking olive + the phrase "Olive Every Pizza You" = serotonin boost. Designed to make strangers giggle and friends ask, “Where’d you get that?”
Eco-Friendly & Extra-Cute:
Made from 100% recycled cotton. Because we care about the planet and looking good while saving it.
Perfect Carry Size:
40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches). Big enough for your weekly shop. Cute enough for your next pizza date.
Durable & Lightweight:
At 130-135 gsm, this tote won’t slow you down. Built for beach days, market strolls, and emergency snack hauls.
Machine Washable:
Because pizza grease happens. Toss it in the wash and live your best crusty life.
This tote is for:
The pun-lover who collects dad jokes like they’re NFTs
The foodie with strong opinions on crust thickness
The romantic who’s not afraid to say “olive you” out loud
Use this tote when:
Picking up a cheeky takeaway
Dropping hints to your crush (without making eye contact)
Gifting your pizza-obsessed bestie the laugh they deserve
Your significant otter (wrong pun, still works)
Your best friend who sends memes as love letters
That colleague who wears food-themed socks every Friday
Pair it with:
A pizza-shaped keychain
A cheeky love note
A bottle of wine and a "let’s stay in" invite
Made from 100% recycled cotton
Designed in small, spicy batches
Plastic-free packaging where possible
Handmade with love, wit, and a side of mozzarella
✔️ Love carbs
✔️ Speak fluent sarcasm
✔️ Want a tote that turns heads and sparks conversations
Click “Add to Cart” now and let your bag do the flirting for you. 🍕✨
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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We are a small business individually packing & dispatching parcels Monday - Friday most weeks although some weeks we may experience slower than usual dispatch times. You will be notified as soon as your parcel has been dispatched.
We use Royal Mail Tracked 48 services for all our parcel deliveries (Parcelforce 48 for larger parcels) and rely on their services which may also experience disruption on occasion. Please bear with us as we all do our best to meet your needs and get your orders to you in good time.
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