Olive Every Pizza You – Funny Food Pun Love Card

Olive Every Pizza You.
And yes, we said that with our full chest.
This card is for the person who makes your heart do a little mozzarella stretch. Whether you’re celebrating your partner, hyping up your bestie, or just craving a way to say “I’m obsessed with you (and snacks)” — this is your moment.

It’s the perfect combo of humor, warmth, and food-fueled affection. Basically, a whole love language in pun form. 🍕🫒

🍕 A SLICE OF SOMETHING SPECIAL

Front and centre: a cartoon olive perched happily on a cheesy pizza slice, looking like it just met its soulmate (hint: that’s you). The phrase "Olive Every Pizza You" pulls it all together with a wink — funny, sincere, and absolutely irresistible.

It’s adorable. It’s weirdly romantic. And it’ll 100% make someone smile.

❤️ WHO IS THIS CARD FOR

• Your Valentine (obviously)

• Your ride-or-die best friend

• Your long-term situationship you’re ready to upgrade

• Anyone who sends you pizza memes and calls that love

Great card for:

• Valentine’s Day

• Anniversaries

• Birthdays

• Just-because-I-love-you moments

• Or literal pizza dates

✍️ BLANK INSIDE FOR YOUR CHEESY MESSAGE

Go heartfelt. Go chaotic. Go full poetic sonnet about your shared love of takeaway.

The inside is blank, so whether you’re writing:

• A spicy love note

• A goofy “olive you” pun-rant

• Or just “Want to order pizza later?”
  …you’ve got room to make it special.

📐 SIZES FOR EVERY OCCASION

Available in three feel-good formats:

• A6 (4.1 x 5.8”) – Petite and perfect for short love bursts

• A5 – Classic, comfy, and giftable

• A4 – For big feelings and even bigger toppings

Each one is printed on premium matte cardstock that feels smooth, thick, and luxury-level. The design pops in vibrant, mouthwatering colour. Envelope included — because we’re not monsters.

💌 HIGH-QUALITY & GIFT-READY

• Crisp, colourful print

• Silky matte finish

• Comes with a matching envelope

• Packaged with care to arrive in perfect shape

This card isn’t just a snack — it’s the full meal deal.

🖤 WHY THIS CARD?

Because love should be funny.
Because food puns > roses.
Because you could just text them, but this is more memorable (and more fridge-worthy).

This card isn’t just something to give — it’s something they’ll keep. Whether taped to their mirror, pinned on the wall, or tucked into a memory box next to takeout receipts and concert tickets… it’s a piece of your story.

🛒 CALL TO ACTION

Add to cart now and serve up a slice of affection.
Because when you love someone, you let them know — with carbs, with puns, and with a card that says, “You’re the only topping I’ll never change.”

📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS

• Orders ship within 1–3 business days

• UK delivery: 2–5 business days

• International delivery: 7–14 days

• Returns accepted on non-personalized items

• Damaged or incorrect item? We’ve got you — just message us.

💌 THE KEOLIX BRAND BLOCK

At Keolix, we turn emotions into artwork — sometimes deep, sometimes unhinged, always unforgettable. From food puns to heartfelt love notes, every card is a tiny piece of connection.

Got a question or need help choosing the right vibe?
Email hello@keolix.com — we’re here to help you make moments matter..

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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