Off With His Head Tote Bag – Sword & Crown Design

Off With His Head – and into your arms.... Let’s be honest—sometimes a tote bag isn’t just a tote. It’s a declaration. A fashion manifesto. A vibe. And this one? She’s loud, regal, dramatic, and definitely carries the energy of a queen who’s done being polite.

This "Off With His Head" Tote Bag is for the girlies (and the gays) who know exactly what they want—and aren’t afraid to drop the sword when they’re done. Featuring a bold cartoon sword and crown design, it channels storybook villain energy with a wink. Whether you’re strutting through your local café with an iced matcha or dragging a man verbally in the group chat—this tote's got your back. Literally.

💥 Why You'll Love This Tote:

• It's made from 100% recycled cotton – so while you're serving royal executioner chic, you're also helping the planet.

• Lightweight but strong – like your bestie who cries once a week but will still fight your ex in a car park.

• Design that speaks louder than words – the “Off With His Head” phrase is sharp, sassy, and unapologetically bold.

This isn’t for the faint of heart. This tote bag is for women who would’ve been burned at the stake in 1642 for having opinions and fabulous shoes.

👑 Who’s Is This For?

For the bookworm who's read too many dark academia novels.
For the Shakespeare-obsessed goth girl with eyeliner sharp enough to kill.
For the soft-hearted romantic who’s secretly the CEO of silent revenge.
For anyone who loves a bit of mischief mixed with medieval menace.

Whether you’re headed to class, picking up oat milk, or just making an entrance, the “Off With His Head” tote screams main character energy before you even say a word.

🌱 Eco Chic With a Bite

This tote is made from recycled cotton, which means you can slay (figuratively, of course) without harming Mother Earth. It's durable enough to carry books, groceries, sketchpads, a bottle of rosé, or your enemies’ secrets. Up to you, babe.

And when you sling it over your shoulder, just know you’re carrying centuries of unapologetic womanhood, a little fantasy rebellion, and an entire aesthetic moodboard.

💡 Bonus Waffle: Because Keeks said so.

Every time you grab this bag and toss it over your shoulder, imagine a dramatic trumpet sound in the background. Your hair's windblown. There’s a slow-motion camera panning across your fierce expression. You’re not walking—you’re ascending.

Someone looks at you wrong? Off with his head.
Someone compliments your tote? Thank you, peasant.
Your ex texts you again? Blocked.
You’ve got places to be, empires to destroy, coffee to sip—and this tote is part of the legacy.

🖤 Add it to your cart. Start your villain era. You deserve accessories that slay as hard as you d

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.