Off With His Head T-Shirt | Sword & Crown | Bold Royal Tee

🩷 Off With His Head — The T-Shirt

You’ve heard of main character energy… now meet Queen Energy.

This “Off With His Head” t-shirt is not here to play nice. It’s here to conquer. With a cartoon sword + crown combo that screams power, style, and just a little bit of drama — it’s perfect for anyone who doesn’t ask for the throne… they take it.

⚔ Why You Need This T-Shirt in Your Wardrobe:

✔ Iconic Sword & Crown T-shirt Design
A playful nod to monarchy, fantasy, and unapologetic power. This isn’t your average graphic tee — it’s a regal declaration. The perfect blend of bold line art and cheeky rebellion, ready to elevate your look and your vibe.

✔ Lead with Sass, Not Subtlety
The phrase alone? Unhinged perfection. Pair it with your killer eyeliner or that effortlessly thrown-together outfit that still slays. You’re not here for quiet girl energy — you’re here to rule the kingdom, overthrow the patriarchy, and look hot doing it.

✔ Gift It or Gatekeep It
Perfect for that friend who’s way too into “Six,” “The Crown,” or just dramatic entrances. Or maybe that’s you. (Let’s be real — it is you.)

🧵 T-shirt Quality Fit for Royalty:

Printed on Gildan Heavy Cotton — this tee’s got structure, softness, and serious staying power. 100% cotton means breathable comfort, whether you're storming the castle or storming into brunch late but fabulous.

• Fabric Weight: White – 175gsm | Colours – 185gsm

• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL – Rule in every size

• Care: Machine washable. Long live the drama (and your tee).

🧇 BONUS WAFFLE: Because Every Queen Deserves the Extras

Picture this:

You walk into the room. Someone reads your shirt. They laugh—nervous, impressed, a little scared. Exactly how we like it.
You sip your oat latte. You don’t explain it.
They whisper, “Wait… is she serious?”
You don’t answer. Because queens don’t explain. They demand.

This t-shirt is your crown. Your sword. Your battle cry in cotton form.

It’s giving “I’m not looking for a king — I AM the plot twist.”
It’s giving “he ghosted me, so I wrote a law.”
It’s giving “handmade by someone who doesn’t flinch when the tea gets hot.”

Wear it with jeans. Or heels. Or fury. You make the rules.

📦 T-shirt Shipping & Returns

• Processing: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days (customs delays may occur)

• Tracking: Sent via email. We don’t lose royal parcels.

🔁 Refund & Return Policy

• Wrong item? Damaged? Email us within 7 days (include a photo!) and we’ll fix it.

• Returns: Accepted within 14 days (non-personalized items). Return in original packaging.

• Refunds: Processed to original payment method.

• Lost Parcels: UK = after 14 days. International = after 30. We’ll sort it.

📧 Contact: hello@keolix.com — We love a polite scream into the void.

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🛒 Click "Add to Cart" and step into your villain origin story.
🗡 Because he probably deserved it.

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Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.