Add some sarcastic sparkle to your life with our Not the Worst Trophy Waterproof Sticker – the ultimate low-effort, high-impact award for your favorite underachiever (or just someone who shows up most of the time). Whether you’re roasting your mate, gently bullying a coworker, or celebrating the bare minimum with style, this hilarious vinyl sticker has your back.
The Sricker design: A golden trophy proudly inscribed with “Not the Worst.” Because let’s face it – they may not be the best, but at least they’re not Jamie.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, desk, or even your toilet seat – it’s your world. Wherever it goes, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (or a mildly offended eyebrow raise).
Funny AF: It’s the kind of humor that says “I care… just enough.” Perfect for friends, coworkers, or yourself.
Waterproof & Durable: Made from premium vinyl, this sticker survives rain, spills, tears, and the Monday blues.
Sticker Bundle Options: Choose 1 for the MVP, 3 for your toxic group chat, or 6 to stockpile for passive-aggressive emergencies.
Versatile: Whether you’re decorating your workspace or subtly reminding someone they’re average, this is your go-to.
Giftable: Think birthdays, Secret Santa, leaving dos, or random acts of chaos.
🎯 Ideal For:
Coworkers who make it to work 4/5 days a week.
Your friend who “kind of helped” that one time in 2022.
Siblings who didn't set the kitchen on fire last time.
Yourself, because surviving adulthood at all deserves a trophy.
Product Details:
Material: Premium waterproof & scratch-resistant vinyl
Size: 25mm (small but mighty)
Finish: Glossy and fabulous
Application: Sticks to any clean, smooth surface—peels off without residue
🛍 Sticker Bundle Deals:
Single Sticker: One sarcastic award for your favorite person (maybe it’s you).
Pack of 3: More trophies, more chaos.
Pack of 6: Go wild. Start your own ironic award ceremony.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1–3 business days.
Delivery Estimates:
UK: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days (customs delays may apply)
Tracking:
If your order includes tracking, check your shipping confirmation email for the number.
Damaged/Incorrect Items:
Email us within 7 days of receiving your order with a photo—we’ll sort it out fast.
Lost Orders:
UK: Contact us if not received within 14 days
International: Contact us if not received within 30 days
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. The item must be unused and in original condition. Buyer pays return postage unless we messed up.
💌 Contact Us
Got questions? Just want to tell us we're funny? Reach us anytime at hello@keolix.com – we’re here to help and roast with love.
🔥 Explore More:
Love the sarcasm? Check out our other funny stickers, bold greeting cards, and wall art.
Perfect for gifting, decorating, or starting arguments with passive-aggressive flair.
Join the KEOLIX Loyalty Club to earn points, unlock exclusive perks, and get early access to our sassiest new drops.
👉 Order your Not the Worst Trophy Sticker today.
Because “not the worst” is kind of… a vibe.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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