Not the Worst” – Personalised Trophy Mug
Some people are legends.
Some are heroes.
And some… are “not the worst.”
That’s still worth celebrating, right?
1. Tailor-made praise
Type any title in the personalisation box—Dad, Mum, Boss, Sister, Uncle Steve, “Accounts Goblin”… we print it big and shiny under the trophy. Instant inside-joke.
2. Everyday bragging rights
At 11 oz (340 ml) this mug holds the perfect victory brew—strong coffee, calming tea, cheeky mulled wine, whatever fuels the “meh-but-okay” greatness.
3. Built for champions
Gloss-coated white ceramic, kiln-fired to survive daily dish-whirlwinds and microwave blasts. Design stays bright, sarcasm stays sharp.
4. Comfort handle
Generous C-shape lets even ham-fisted heroes cling on without spills.
5. Safe & sound
Lead-free. BPA-free. The only thing mildly dangerous is the ego boost.
Click Add to Cart.
In the “personalisation” box, type the exact word(s) you want under the trophy.
Max 12 characters works best.
Double-check spelling—“Dab” and “Dad” feel very different.
We’ll print it exactly as typed, centre-aligned, in the snazzy trophy font.
The dad who burnt the BBQ but ordered pizza.
The boss who remembers payday (and little else).
Your mate who finished 17th in Mario Kart yet still showed up.
Anyone who keeps life interesting without being a total dumpster fire.
Hand it over with a wink and a brew. Immediate chuckles guaranteed.
• Volume 11 oz / 340 ml
• Material 100 % ceramic, high-gloss finish
• Print Both sides—perfect for righties & lefties
• Care Dishwasher & microwave friendly
• Handle Ergo C-grip
• Origin Blank mug ethically sourced in China, printed to order in the UK
Print-on-demand = zero overstock.
We use recyclable cardboard mailers and paper padding.
Local UK fulfilment lowers travel miles for domestic orders.
• Print & pack 1-3 business days
• UK delivery Royal Mail 48 h (2-5 biz days)
• Worldwide 7-14 biz days (customs can spook things)
Tracking pinged to your inbox the moment it leaves the nest.
If your mug arrives looking more “worst” than “not worst,” snap a pic and email hello@keolix.com within 7 days. We’ll rush a replacement or refund.
Change of heart? Send it back unused within 14 days. You cover return postage unless we made the blunder.
Can I add emojis or swear words?
Yup—if it fits the 12-character space. Keep it cheeky, not hateful.
Is the trophy metallic?
It’s a vibrant print, not actual gold. Still shiny enough to flex.
Life’s too short for average mugs and half-hearted compliments.
Crown someone “Not the Worst”—a title they’ll secretly treasure every caffeine-fuelled day.
Hit Personalise & Buy now and give credit where it’s kinda-sorta due. Cheers to celebrating mediocrity in the most epic way possible! 🏆☕
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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