Not a Dinosaur – Funny Dark Humor Coffee Mug

🦕 Find Comfort in Chaos with This Funny Dinosaur Coffee Mug

Because life’s not perfect—but hey, at least you’re not extinct. Start your day with a smile and a sip from this funny dinosaur coffee mug, designed for those who love their humor dark, their tea hot, and their mornings a little less terrible.

Featuring a sad cartoon dino and the hilariously morbid line “At least you’re not a dinosaur. Because they’re all dead,” this mug serves up a hot dose of reality with every pour.

💬 Why This Mug Is the Ultimate Daily Mood Boost:

• Unexpectedly Comforting: Nothing puts your problems in perspective like a dead dinosaur.

• Relatable Humor: Because some days you just need a laugh that’s slightly unhinged.

• Perfect for Any Beverage: Coffee, tea, cocoa, or existential dread—this mug holds it all.

• Daily Dose of Dark Cheer: It’s like therapy… but ceramic.

• Giftable & Memorable: They’ll laugh, love it, and probably send you a thank-you meme.

👑 Key Features:

• Capacity: 11 oz (340 ml) — the sweet spot for your AM brew or midnight thoughts

• Material: 100% ceramic with glossy finish — vivid colors and smooth texture

• Microwave + Dishwasher Safe: Because life is already hard enough

• Lead-Free & BPA-Free: Safe for repeated daily use (emotional breakdowns not included)

• Comfort-First Design: Easy-grip C-handle that fits your fingers like a hug

Perfect For:

• Friends with a chaotic sense of humor

• Coworkers who hate mornings as much as you do

• Your partner who’s dead inside—but in a fun way

• Anyone who says, “I cope with jokes”

• Birthday gifts, office gifts, therapy gifts, or just because

🧠 Why This Mug Is Actually a Little Bit of Therapy

This funny dinosaur coffee mug is more than drinkware. It’s emotional support with a handle.

Because when you’re spiraling, nothing snaps you back like a sad dinosaur reminding you it could be worse. It’s the kind of humor that lets people exhale. Laugh. Feel a little more okay.

So yes, it’s sarcastic. But it’s also real. And for some of us, that’s the most comforting combo there is.

🎁 Gifting It? Genius Move.

Want to make this a full-on moment?

Pair it with:

• A bag of their favorite coffee or tea

• A Keolix greeting card (“At least you’re not a cactus” works too)

• A handwritten note: “Surviving isn’t extinct. Keep going.”

• Dino gummies. Trust us.

Wrap it all up and boom—you’ve just made their day and their morning routine.

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

UK Orders:
– Processed in 1–3 business days
– Delivery: 2–5 business days
– Rigid eco-safe packaging to keep it secure

International Orders:
– Delivery: 7–14 business days
– Tracked shipping available
– Customs delays may apply

Returns & Refunds:
– Accepted on non-personalized mugs within 14 days
– Item must be unused and in original packaging
– Refunds issued to original payment method

Damaged or Incorrect?
– Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days
– Include photo + order number
– We’ll replace or refund it—no fuss

Lost Packages?
– UK: After 14 days
– International: After 30 days
– We’ll sort it, no drama

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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