🎮 No, You Hang Up First T-Shirt
For the softest soldier in the squad.
Let’s be honest—Ghost from your favourite FPS might take down enemies with precision and silence, but he’s also 100% the type to whisper "No, you hang up first."
Welcome to your new favourite tee: a love letter to emotionally repressed operators, soft boy gamers, and the chaos of sweet-talk-meets-special-ops. Because in this house? We stealth AND we simp.
Ghost Mode, Activated: A masked operator mid-call, caught between recon and romance.
Lethal + Loveable: The design blends bold military graphics with a heart-warming caption.
Humor You Can Wear: It’s the softest thing a hard man’s ever said. Wear it proud.
Fabric: 100% cotton
Print: High-quality DTG print
Weight: 175gsm (white) / 185gsm (colors)
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
Fit: Relaxed, unisex sizing
Care: Machine washable—because life is messy
This t-shirt is:
For the person who’ll defuse a bomb, then text back “miss you”
For the gamer who says “clear” but gets flustered when you say “hi”
For the girlie who’d absolutely fall for the emotionally unavailable sniper
For you, if your type is “skull mask + soft heart”
Whether you’re the one doing the simping or just want to flirt via T-shirt, this design says it all.
Valentine’s Day but make it tactical
Your gamer boyfriend who won’t admit he’s a romantic
The girl who mains Ghost and wins every gulag
Anyone who uses proximity chat to say “I love you”
Pair it with one of our ghost-inspired greeting cards or matching sticker bundles and your gift game = unmatched.
Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International Delivery: 7–14 business days
Tracking: Included on tracked orders—check your email confirmation.
UK Claims Start After: 14 days
International: 30 days
Returns: Accepted within 14 days (non-personalized items only)
Condition: Must be unused + in original packaging
Buyer's Responsibility: Return shipping unless damaged/incorrect
Wrong or Broken Item? Email us a pic within 7 days → hello@keolix.com and we’ll fix it, no drama.
You’re already here—might as well fall deeper down the rabbit hole.
We’ve got:
✔ Handmade greeting cards for every “no but actually I like you” moment
✔ Stickers with emotional damage & aesthetic healing
✔ T-shirts that say exactly what your mouth won’t
✔ Loyalty points because we reward chaos
🛒 Add to cart. Hang up first. Or don’t. We’ll be here waiting.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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