No, You Hang Up First – Funny Gaming-Themed Love Card

“No, YOU hang up first.”
Classic. Cheesy. Completely iconic.
Whether you were tangled in controller cords or texting till 3am, this card is the pixel-perfect way to say:
“I’m totally obsessed with you.” 💬💕

🎮 WHO IS THIS CARD FOR?

• The gamer who won your heart in co-op mode

• The partner who says “just one more game” (and lies)

• That sweet someone you’re still sending sleepy “u up?” texts to

• Anyone you love enough to roast and romance in the same breath

Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, your anniversary, their birthday, or just a random Tuesday—they’ll get it. And they’ll laugh. Then they’ll keep the card forever.

💘 WHY THIS CARD SLAPS:

• 💭 Iconic Quote:
  “No, you hang up first…” — We’ve all said it. Now it’s immortalized.

• 🕹️ Adorably Nerdy Design:
  Cartoon character, headset on, wide-eyed and whipped. Cute enough for your shelf. Nerdy enough for your soul.

• ✍️ Blank Inside:
  Keep it sweet, sappy, or spicy. Add in gaming references, late-night memes, or your best impersonation of a love-drunk Discord message.

• 💌 Comes with Envelope:
  Ready to gift, hand-deliver, or pretend you "just found it lying around."

📏  CARD SIZE OPTIONS:

• A6 (4.1” x 5.8”) – Small, flirty, fits in their pocket like a love note.

• A5– The classic frameable moment.

• A4 – For lovers who live loud (and game louder).

💎 PREMIUM CARDSTOCK:

Printed on 300gsm card so your love doesn’t bend under pressure.
Smooth matte finish. Bright, crisp colours. Looks premium. Feels lush.
Just like your relationship.

💘 VERSATILE VIBES:

Perfect for:

• Valentine’s Day

• Nerdy birthdays

• “We met on Twitch” anniversaries

• Couples who still say “brb” in real life

• Just-because-I-love-you moments

🎯 THIS CARD IS:

✔ Funny without being cringe
✔ Nerdy but still romantic
✔ Relatable across every timezone and console
✔ A mood. A memory. A magnet for kisses.

🛒 WHY WAIT?

Add to cart now and get ready to see their little gamer heart melt.
Because romance isn’t dead — it’s just got a headset and a controller. 🎧🎮💕

📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS INFO

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days

📬 Tracked orders include a tracking number in your confirmation email.
💔 Lost, damaged, or wrong order? Email us within 7 days with a photo—we’ll sort it fast.

📦 Returns: Accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items. Buyer covers return postage unless we messed up.

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