☎️ NEW PHONE. WHO TF ARE YOU.
Oh honey, this isn’t just a sticker — it’s a lifestyle boundary.
The “New Phone, Who Dis?” sticker is for the girlies (and the not-so-girlies) who’ve left people on read emotionally, physically, and spiritually. It’s retro pink, it’s petty-chic, it’s iconic. This vintage phone isn’t just ringing — it’s screening.
If you’ve ever ghosted someone because your peace was louder than their excuses, you need this on your laptop. Your journal. Your iced coffee cup. Your life.
📞 Vintage Vibes with a Savage Twist
A pastel pink rotary-style phone takes you straight back to girlhood — but the phrase? Baby, that’s grown woman energy. Soft look, sharp tone. You get it.
💦 Waterproof & Wipe-Proof
Made with premium waterproof vinyl. So it won’t peel if you cry over your ex. Or spill a matcha. Or accidentally dunk your water bottle in a tote bag of chaos.
🧽 Easy Application, No Drama
This sticker goes on smooth — no air bubbles, no mess, no regrets. You can reposition it once or twice, but let’s be honest: you won’t want to.
Single Sticker – For your phone case or that journal where you write dramatic poetry.
Pack of 3 – One for your water bottle, your laptop, and your therapist’s clipboard.
Pack of 6 – You’ve got boundaries and friends who need them too. Spread the gospel.
💻 Laptop: Let your coworkers know you're not replying to that Slack DM from 2018.
📓 Journal/Planner: Because planning your glow-up requires zero distractions.
🚗 Car Bumper: Say goodbye to road rage. Say hello to passive-aggressive peace.
📱 Phone Case: Ironic? Yes. Accurate? Also yes.
Your BFF who changed her number and didn’t tell her ex
Anyone who’s mastered the art of emotional no-contact
The funny, meme-loving queen who loves vintage everything
Yourself — obviously
Layer it next to our “Speak Up” or “You Don’t Get It” stickers for a full-fledged main character, can’t reach me now energy moment. It’s called ✨emotional branding✨.
Orders processed in 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days
Tracked shipping available at checkout
Returns? No problem.
If it arrives damaged or you got the wrong one (hey, it happens), just email us at hello@keolix.com within 7 days of delivery. We'll sort it faster than you block your ex.
We make bold, badass art that makes people look twice. From empowering vinyl decals to sassy statement pieces, Keolix designs are for the emotionally fluent, the vintage-obsessed, and the aesthetic maximalists with a soft core and a sharp tongue.
Want more?
Explore our matching Speak Up, Love Pills, and Don’t Spreadsheet stickers — or check out our greeting cards if you're feeling cheeky and charming.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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