New Phone, Who Dis? – Pink Retro-Phone Mug

☎️ “New Phone, Who Dis?” Pink Retro-Phone Mug

The year is 1984.
The attitude is 2024.
You pick up a bubble-gum-pink rotary phone and answer life’s nonsense with one immortal phrase:

“New Phone, Who Dis?”

5 reasons this mug is your new BFF

1. Vintage sass, modern slang
A bold pink telephone pops off the glossy white body, speech-bubble and all.
Instant nostalgia for landlines—plus the clap-back Gen Z vocabulary you deploy daily.

2. Mood-boost on sight
Park it on your desk and watch colleagues grin.
Family group chat going feral? One sip says it all.

3. Drinks done right

• Mug Size 11 oz / 340 ml (aka one hefty pour of sanity).

• Mug Material 100 % ceramic, kiln-fired graphic on both sides—lefty or righty, the shade is visible.

• Mug Care Microwave for quick re-heat, chuck in dishwasher after. Zero fade.

4. Hand-happy handle
Chunky C-shape = comfy fingers + room for chunky rings or long acrylics.

5. Sip safe
Lead-free, BPA-free. The only thing toxic here is your reply-all energy.

Perfect when…

• A friend ghosts you and suddenly resurfaces—gift them some meta irony.

• You’re WFH and need a camera-ready prop that screams “I’m fun.”

• Secret Santa limit is £15 but you want max LOLs.

Bundle it with our “Later, Traitor!” greeting card for the ultimate petty present.

Quick specs

• Capacity 11 oz / 340 ml
• Print Full-colour, dual-sided
• Finish High-gloss white
• Care Microwave + dishwasher safe
• Handle Large C-grip
• Origin Blank mug responsibly produced in China, printed to order in the UK

Green-ish creds 🌱

Print-on-demand = zero surplus stock, shipped plastic-free.

Shipping snapshot 🚚

• Production 1–3 business days

• UK Royal Mail 2–5 days

• Intl. 7–14 days (customs may ask who dis?)

Tracking lands in your inbox as soon as we dispatch.

Returns & support 🔄

Flawed print? Cracked handle?
Ping hello@keolix.com within 7 days—photo proof = replacement or full refund.

Changed your mind?
Send back unused within 14 days (buyer covers return postage unless our bad).

FAQ quick-fire

Will the pink graphic peel?
Nope. Sublimation ink is heat-sealed at 800 °C—built to outlast every phone upgrade you’ll ever own.

Left-hander here. Do I still get the speech bubble?
Absolutely. The design is mirrored on both sides.

Can you swap the text?
Sure thing—drop us a message for a cheeky custom print.

Click “Add to cart” ☎️✨

Because sometimes blocking a number is impossible—but blocking bad vibes?
Just hold up your mug, take a sip, and let the speech bubble do the savage talking.

New phone, who dis? Probably the courier bringing your new favourite mug.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.