New Phone, Who Dis? – Funny Retro Greeting Card

New Phone, Who Dis?
Classic sass. Retro charm. Instant laugh.
This isn’t just a greeting card — it’s a bold little mic drop wrapped in paper. Whether you’re reconnecting with someone, sending a cheeky birthday note, or just trying to lighten the vibe — this card gets the job done, and then some.

If it was a text, it’d be left on read — but because it’s a card, it’s gonna live on their fridge for weeks.

☎️ RETRO + RELATABLE

Featuring a vibrant throwback phone illustration and the iconic phrase “New Phone, Who Dis?” this design hits that sweet spot between nostalgia and modern-day humour.

It’s:

• Snappy

• Stylish

• And just enough attitude to say “I care… but I’m also hilarious.”

Great for:

• Birthdays

• Farewells

• Catch-up notes

• Congratulations with flair

• Or just because you're chaotic and sentimental at the same time

💬 PERFECT FOR…

Literally anyone who:

• Appreciates a meme-worthy moment

• Has ever ghosted and returned (👀)

• Loves a good throwback

• Knows the importance of humour in a card

Give it to your best friend, your work wife, your ex you’re on good terms with, your cousin who always texts you 3 months late. This card fits everywhere.

✍️ BLANK INSIDE = TOTAL CONTROL

The inside is blank — so go wild:

• Write an inside joke

• Send a heartfelt note disguised as banter

• Pen a chaotic haiku, we don’t judge

This is your space to say, “I’m thinking of you… in a deeply unserious way.”

📐 SIZE OPTIONS

You’ve got options:

• A6 (4.1 x 5.8”) – For casual sass

• A5– The classic go-to

• A4 For when the joke needs to come with impact

Each one is printed on premium, thick matte cardstock with crisp color and sharp design. Comes with a perfectly paired envelope so it’s gift-ready and gallery-worthy.

💌 PREMIUM DETAILS

• Smooth, vibrant print

• Retro-inspired colour palette

• Matching envelope included

• Ships in protective packaging

• Designed to be kept, not tossed

🖤 WHY THIS CARD?

Because sometimes, your words need a little backup.
Because jokes make emotions land better.
Because retro phones are way more fun than emoji texts.
And because giving a card is still the most underrated way to make someone’s day.

This is the card that starts conversations, gets posted on stories, and ends with “omg I LOVE this.”

🛒 CALL TO ACTION

Add to cart now and serve your message with a side of throwback sass.
It’s the card equivalent of a raised eyebrow — funny, flirty, and totally unforgettable.
Say it bold, say it cheeky, say it with a rotary phone.

📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS

• Orders ship within 1–3 business days

• UK: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 days

• Returns accepted on non-personalized items

• Damaged or incorrect item? We’ll sort it, no stress

Got questions? Just message us — we’re quick and friendly.

💌 THE KEOLIX BRAND BLOCK

At Keolix, we turn emotions into artwork.
From savage humor to soul-soft love notes, every card is crafted to make moments unforgettable.
We don’t do boring — we do bold, heartfelt, hilarious.

Need help or have a custom request? Reach out to hello@keolix.com

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.