Sun’s barely up, the world feels a touch weird, and you shuffle toward the kettle. Enter the mug that greets you with goofy eyes and existential sass: “Silly Creature, Love Is for Humans.” One cartoon critter—equal parts alien, marshmallow, and over-caffeinated gremlin—stands centre-stage, tongue out, arms flailing, looking like it just discovered feelings are messy. Underneath, the phrase drops the mic: Love is for humans. It’s a wink, a nudge, and a gentle reminder that even if life feels monstrous, compassion wins.
1. Art That Pops
Bright candy colours. Chunky black outlines. The creature’s eyes glimmer in cosmic lilac—equal parts cute and chaotic. Background? Soft gradient that shifts from sunrise pink to sky-blue, symbolising dawn of a better mood. The design is sublimation-printed then kiln-cured, fusing pigment into the ceramic. Translation: no flaking, no fading—ever.
2. Goldilocks Capacity
11 oz / 340 ml. Enough for a double shot flat white, generous tea, or comforting cocoa with marshmallows (mini, mega, or monstrous). Fits under pod machines, on coasterless desks, inside blanket fort movie nights.
3. Built for Real-Life Chaos
Heavyweight, lead-free ceramic. Gloss finish smoother than a fresh manicure. Drop it from low counter? It’ll likely survive (but save the stunt work for the creature). Microwave-safe—because forgotten coffee is a universal tragedy. Dishwasher-safe—because scrubbing mugs is not self-care.
4. Handle That Hugs
C-shape grip, chunky enough for sleepy fingers, slim enough for dainty ones. No sharp seams. No finger cramps. Lift, sip, grin, repeat.
06:45 — Alarm shrieks. Creature greets you with a goofy grin. Coffee brews. Mood: upgraded. ☕️
09:30 — Teams call. Mug on cam. Colleague snorts: “Love is for humans? Same.” Ice shattered. 💻
13:00 — Soup lunch. Mug moonlights as bowl. Design stays pristine. 🍜
15:15 — Afternoon slump. Herbal tea refill. Creature eyes you: “Keep going, silly human.” Energy spikes. ⚡
22:00 — Chamomile wind-down. Candlelight glints on glossy glaze. You exhale. 🌙
Birthdays with sarcasm — pair with a bar of “galactic chocolate.”
Break-up care package — tuck inside a self-love hamper with bath bombs.
Therapist thank-you — because they’ve heard it all.
Secret-Santa under £15 — guaranteed desk envy.
Wrap hack: tissue in nebula colours, silver twine, tag reading “Love yourself first, silly creature.” Done.
Love is messy, human, unstoppable. Monsters, robots, overworked freelancers—everybody’s got emotions bubbling. But sometimes we forget tenderness in the doom-scroll. This mug reminds you to keep the human bits soft: text that friend, smile at the barista, forgive yourself for yesterday’s chaos. One sip = micro-dose of empathy. Simple. Powerful.
Mug Capacity: 11 oz / 340 ml
Material: 100 % ceramic, mirror-gloss glaze
Care: Microwave + dishwasher friendly
Safety: Lead- & BPA-free
Origin: Blank sourced in China, printed & packed in the UK with low-VOC inks
Recyclable kraft box, paper tape, biodegradable packing peanuts. Minimal plastic; maximum feel-good. We offset printing energy with UK renewables. Creature approved.
Printed to order, dispatched in 1–3 working days.
UK: Royal Mail 48 h, usually 2–5 days.
International: 7–14 days (customs willing).
Tracking link zooms to your inbox the moment it leaves HQ.
Arrives chipped? Wrong design? Snap a pic within 7 days to hello@keolix.com. Replacement or refund, no interrogation. Change your mind? Return unused in 14 days; you cover return postage unless we bungled. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
Life throws curveballs: deadlines, ghosted texts, soggy socks. Let this goofy mug slap a grin on your face and whisper: Feel the feels, human, then keep loving anyway. Add to basket, boil the kettle, and toast to what makes us wonderfully, chaotically alive. 👾❤️
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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