Look at You All Old and Shit – Funny Birthday Mug

☕ Add Sass to Your Sip: "Look at You All Old and Shit" Mug

Let’s be real—some birthdays deserve a little extra spice, and this mug delivers exactly that. Whether it’s for your bestie turning thirty (or forty... or fifty...), your dad who still thinks he’s 29, or a co-worker who needs a reminder that they’re aging like milk not wine—this cup says what you’re thinking, without needing to say a word.

Crafted to be bold, brash, and brutally hilarious, our “Look at You All Old and Shit” ceramic cup is the ultimate blend of wit and practicality. And unlike that aging skin? This mug’s design won’t fade.

🧩 Mug Features That Slap:

• Size Matters: 11 oz (340 ml) capacity, perfect for loading up on coffee, tea, or existential dread.

• Glossy Finish: Because even rude humor deserves to shine.

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: No delicate care needed—this one’s tougher than the birthday person’s joints.

• Comfy C-Grip: Holds like a dream, sips like a champ.

• Safe Sips: Lead and BPA-free—because poisoning your friends would be too much, even for this mug.

🎁 The Ultimate Gift for the Bold and Aging:

Let’s be honest—some people are hard to shop for. But if they’ve got a dark sense of humor and a birthday coming up? You just nailed it.

This mug is a top-tier gag gift that actually gets used. They’ll laugh, they’ll cry (from laughing), and they’ll definitely post it online with a tag like #rudeAF. Whether it's a birthday bash, a workplace roast, or just your way of saying “congrats on surviving another year,” this mug is iconic.

🧠 Why This Works (aka the Psychology of Being Petty):

• Humor = Connection: You’re not just giving a mug, you’re delivering a shared joke.

• Disarm with Sass: The best way to soften the “you’re getting older” blow? Say it with wit.

• Relatable AF: Aging is universal, but owning it is powerful. This mug helps do just that—with flair.

🛍️ Gift Ideas:

• Your funniest friend

• Your brutally honest sibling

• A co-worker who lives for sarcasm

• Your partner (if they can take a joke...)

• Anyone turning a scary milestone age

🚚 Shipping & Returns

• Processing: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International Delivery: 7–14 business days

• Tracking Provided: Always.

• Returns: Accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days.

• Issues? Email us at hello@keolix.com—we'll sort it fast.

🔥 Final Word from Keeks:

You could give them another boring candle, but let’s face it—they’re already burning out. Go for the laugh. Go for the sass. Go for the mug they’ll never forget.

🛒 Add to basket. Roast responsibly.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.