🛍️ LLAMASTE PASTEL LLAMA MUG – YOUR DAILY SIP OF SASS, SERENITY & SELF-LOVE
A funny llama mug for chilled-out queens, tea-loving besties, and anyone who needs a calm-but-cheeky reminder to chill the fluff out.
You didn’t come here for “just a cup,” did you?
You came here because life is chaotic, mornings are brutal, and you’ve got about 3.5 seconds to pretend you’re spiritually centred before the group chat explodes, your kid spills cereal, or Karen from accounts asks for “one small thing” at 8:57 AM.
Enter: the Llamaste Mug.
A pastel llama. In full yoga pose. Telling you—gently, sassily—to breathe, babe. This is the mug that reminds you you're the main character, even when your coffee’s cold and your to-do list looks like a horror film.
🦙 Zen Meets Sass: Because who doesn’t need a pastel llama telling them to chill? It’s quirky, it’s cute, and it’s got more emotional range than your ex.
🎨 Mood-Boosting Artwork: Soft pastel tones + a cheeky phrase = a serotonin hit with every sip.
🧘♀️ Built for Your Inner Goddess: Whether you're meditating, journaling, doom-scrolling, or just hiding from responsibilities — this mug’s got you.
💖 Thoughtful AF Gift: Give it to your stressed-out sister, your crystal-loving cousin, or your boss who really needs a day off.
👀 Instagram-Ready: It’s the kind of mug that demands a soft-focus flat lay. Pair it with a matcha latte and a smug caption, and boom—you're a wellness influencer.
Size Matters: 11 oz / 340 ml capacity = enough caffeine to bring you back from the dead
Material: 100% durable ceramic with a glossy finish that makes colours pop
Care: Microwave & dishwasher safe because you have enough to do already
Design: Wrap-around print with crisp resolution – no pixelated nonsense here
Safe Sippin’: BPA-free, lead-free, and built with a comfy C-shaped handle for your delicate little fingers
Responsibly Made: Sourced with care, designed with vibes
This isn't just a llamaste cup. It’s a spiritual tool (okay, a slightly sarcastic one).
Every time you pick it up, it’s like your inner llama is whispering:
“Chill. Breathe. Be fabulous. Then send the email.”
It’s the perfect balance of woo-woo wellness and Keolix sass. Imagine sipping chamomile tea after rage-cleaning your kitchen. That’s the energy we’re bringing.
Monday mornings when your soul hasn’t downloaded yet
Coffee addicts who want their mug to match their aura
Tea time with a touch of cheek
Your best friend who thinks ‘mindful’ means not punching Karen
Anyone building a pastel-themed mug army
Let’s be real—some days the only “self-care” we get is that first sip of coffee. That moment when it’s quiet, and no one’s asking for anything, and the world feels slightly less awful.
That’s what this mug gives you. A permission slip to pause. To smile at the llama doing yoga and think, “Yup. That’s the energy I need.”
It’s not a big life change. It’s a small daily ritual. But damn, it matters. Especially when your calendar looks like a warzone and your brain’s running 97 tabs with music autoplaying in all of them.
This mug? It’s your spiritual hype girl.
This makes a 10/10 gift for:
Burned out besties who need a reason to breathe
Yoga lovers who wear pastel like a religion
Spiritual baddies who manifest with one hand and sip tea with the other
Colleagues who’ve hit their limit but still show up like queens
Whether it's a birthday, Galentine's, a break-up survival kit or just “I saw this and thought of you,” the Llamaste mug gives them a daily dose of chill.
Wrap it up with some herbal tea or a journal and BAM—instant mindful gift box.
UK Orders:
📦 Processed in 1–3 business days
🚚 Delivered in 2–5 business days
International Orders:
🌍 7–14 business days
📬 May be delayed by customs – good vibes only while you wait
Returns:
✅ Accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days
🧾 Item must be unused, in original packaging
📧 Contact us if you’re unhappy – we’ll fix it fast
Damaged Goods?
Send us pics within 7 days – we’ll replace or refund, no stress.
Lost Packages?
UK: Wait 14 days
International: Wait 30 days
We’ll sort it if it doesn’t arrive, pinky swear.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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