☎️💔 “Later, Traitor!” Pink Retro-Phone Mug
The call is coming from the kitchen…
…and it says you’ve got zero time for drama.
1. Sarcasm served hot
A neon-pink rotary phone slams down mid-conversation.
Underneath, the mic-drop: “Later, Traitor!”
One glance and everyone knows the vibe—playful, petty, perfect.
2. Vintage meets savage
1970s phone curves + 2020s attitude.
Bold line art pops against a clean white body, printed on both sides so right- and left-handers flaunt their sass equally.
3. Just-right brew size
11 oz / 340 ml—because “one polite sip” won’t cut it after that betrayal binge-watch.
4. Mug Made for real life
High-gloss ceramic laughs at chips and colour fade.
Dishwasher? Microwave? Go for it. The print is kiln-fired at 800 °C.
Chunky C-handle = comfy grip, nail-art friendly.
5. Sip safe
Lead-free. BPA-free. Drama-free (contents may vary).
Your bestie dumps her toxic ex and needs a victory mug.
The office gossip circle deserves a cheeky secret-Santa surprise.
You simply love vintage tech but with a Gen-Z clapback.
Add our “Sorry Not Sorry” greeting card for a read-between-the-lines bundle.
• Capacity 11 oz / 340 ml
• Material 100 % ceramic, high-gloss white
• Print Full-colour, both sides
• Care Microwave + dishwasher safe
• Handle Large C-grip
• Origin Blank mug responsibly made in China, printed to order in the UK
Print-on-demand means no over-stock piles.
Shipped in plastic-free, recyclable cardboard.
Production 1-3 business days
UK Royal Mail 2-5 biz days
Worldwide 7-14 biz days (customs may gossip)
Tracking info hits your inbox once the package leaves the studio.
Broken handle? Blurry print?
Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days with a photo—replacement or refund, no hassle.
Changed your mind?
Send it back unused within 14 days (buyer pays return postage unless we goofed).
Will the pink fade in the dishwasher?
Nope. Sublimation ink is heat-sealed—colours stay savage.
Can I swap the phrase?
Sure! Message us for a custom print—tiny fee, big attitude.
Left-hander here—will the design face me?
Yes. Printed on both faces, so every sip is a statement.
Life’s too short for lukewarm tea and lukewarm people.
Answer the retro phone, deliver your one-liner, and slam it down in style—then drink up.
Add the “Later, Traitor!” mug to cart now.
Serve piping-hot beverages, savage comebacks, and bold retro vibes with every pour.
Because sometimes goodbye isn’t good enough. ☎️💖
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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