Join a Cult Kool-Aid Sticker – Edgy Dark Humor Vinyl Decal

Join a cult. Drink the Kool-Aid. Or… just decorate your laptop with this sticker.

This sticker is bold, unapologetic, and perfectly unhinged — just like your sense of humor. Featuring a cartoon jug of Kool-Aid and that infamous phrase, the “Join a Cult, Drink the Kool-Aid” sticker is here to stir things up, spark some side-eyes, and make your water bottle the most controversial one at brunch.

It’s part irony, part pop culture punchline, and 100% personality.

🔪 The Sticker Design: Chaotic Good in Sticker Form

Let’s be honest — the world’s already weird. This sticker just leans in.

With a bright, cartoon-style Kool-Aid jug front and center, the phrase “Join a Cult, Drink the Kool-Aid” is printed in bold lettering that’s impossible to ignore. The pastel colors balance out the dark humor, making it equal parts mischievous and aesthetic.

Perfect for:

• ✨ Ironic minimalists

• ✨ Recovering gifted kids with sticker obsessions

• ✨ Anyone who finds true crime documentaries… calming

This is the thing you use when you’re done pretending to be normal.

💻 Where to Stick It?

• Laptop (especially if you work in corporate hell)

• Water bottle (hydration with a hint of unhinged)

• Mirror (for daily cult recruitment reflections)

• Phone case, sketchbook, journal, or that one passive-aggressive notebook you bring to therapy

This sticker doesn’t blend in. It starts conversations.

🎁 Gift It Like a Dare

Perfect for:

• That friend who collects red flags like Pokémon

• Your goth cousin with a sarcastic streak

• Yourself, obviously. Therapy’s expensive. This is cheaper.

Make it part of a dark humor bundle, or drop it in a card as a not-so-subtle joke. It hits every time.

💧 Durable, Waterproof, Psychologically Resilient

Printed on premium waterproof vinyl, this sticker is:

• Scratch-resistant

• Weatherproof

• Able to survive rain, rage, and bad decisions

Sticks to almost anything. Peels clean when you’re ready for your next identity crisis.

📦 Shipping Info

Orders ship in 1–3 business days
UK: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days
Tracking provided where applicable.
We pack every order with love and mild concern.

🔁 Returns & Customer Care

If your sticker arrives damaged, incorrect, or goes missing in the void — we’ll replace or refund it. Just email us within 7 days of delivery.

Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items. Refunds processed to the original payment method once returned.

Customer service is human, not robotic. Email us at hello@keolix.com and we’ll handle it — no cult initiation required.

💌 KEOLIX BRAND BLOCK

At Keolix, we make stickers with teeth. The kind that bite back, raise eyebrows, and make your favorite objects feel like an extension of your soul. Every design is handmade to help you say something — whether it's sweet, sarcastic, or straight-up savage.

This isn’t just about decorating.
It’s about claiming space with art that reflects your humor, your edge, and your don’t-care energy.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.