Is That Money in Your Pocket? Tote Bag – Funny Bold Gift

Be bold. Be cheeky. Be iconic.
Our “Is That Money in Your Pocket?” tote isn’t just a bag—it’s a full-blown vibe. She walks into the room and everyone glances twice. Why? Because this tote says what everyone’s thinking (and maybe too scared to ask).

Minimalist in design. Maximalist in sass.

🧍‍♂️ Let’s talk about that line art.
A sleek, crisp illustration of a man in a suit. Sharp jawline. Clean lines. It’s giving CEO meets situationship. Underneath it? That timeless, cheeky pickup line: “Is That Money in Your Pocket?” Subtle? No. Effective? Absolutely.

Whether you’re a finance girlie, a fashion queen, or someone who just really appreciates a good pun—this bag was made for you.

🎯 Perfect Tote for:

• Your morning walk to work (make HR nervous)

• Grocery runs (because you’re too fabulous to carry a Tesco bag)

• Study days at the café (give the guy two tables down something to think about)

• Book club (we all know you didn’t read the book, but this bag is the main character anyway)

♻️ Made with 100% recycled cotton
We care about the planet. And our outfits. This tote is sustainably made with soft but sturdy 130-135gsm fabric—light enough to carry all day, strong enough to haul your laptop, planner, and impulse snacks from Pret.

👜 Size matters:
40 x 38 cm of pure icon energy. It’s roomy, functional, and stylish. Carry it by the handles or sling it over your shoulder like the fashion villain you are.

🎁 A brilliant gift for:

• Him (he’ll pretend he’s confused but he’s not)

• Her (she’ll cackle and carry it with pride)

• Yourself (because why the hell not)

• Anyone who thrives on sarcasm, subtle digs, and slick outfits

💬 Keeks Tip:
Wear it with black sunglasses and your “I don’t answer unknown numbers” energy. Bonus points if you add red lipstick and pretend you’re walking away from a man who just asked if you “really need another tote bag.”

This isn’t just about humor—it’s about aesthetic confidence. It’s about owning the joke while still looking chic enough to gatekeep your entire personality.

In short?
If “fashion girlie meets finance bro meets sarcastic queen” was a bag, this would be it. Add to cart. Let the bag do the talking.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.