I'd Give You a Kidney Card – Funny Love & Friendship

🩺 “For You I’d Give a Kidney (Not Mine, but Someone’s)” Greeting Card

Love so big you’d… well, source a vital organ.
This tongue-in-cheek card pairs a wide-eyed cartoon kidney with the line:

“For you, I’d give a kidney.
Not mine— but someone’s.”

It’s equal parts sweet and wicked, perfect for partners, best friends, siblings or anyone who appreciates a slightly dark joke wrapped in real affection.

Why they’ll treasure it

• Laugh-out-loud artwork
Soft pastel palette, clean minimalist style and that mischievous grin— irresistible on a fridge door or desk.

• Three handy sizes
 A6 – pocket-friendly for quick notes.
A5 in – classic frameable.
 A4 – big canvas for epic declarations (or elaborate doodles).

• Premium 300 gsm cardstock
Silky matte finish that loves gel pens and markers without smudging.

• Blank inside
A totally clean slate for heartfelt prose, goofy limericks or an illustrated kidney transplant flow-chart.

• Planet-minded packaging
Plastic-free, board-back mailer keeps corners crisp; card and kraft envelope are FSC-certified.

Perfect moments to give

• Valentine’s Day or Galentine’s Day

• Anniversaries & “we’re-still-alive-versaries”

• Birthdays with extra bite

• Post-surgery cheer-up for the medically inclined

• A spontaneous “you’re my favourite human bean… or bean-shaped organ”

Quick spec

• Stock: 300 gsm white matte

• Envelope: natural kraft, 100 gsm

• Sizes: A6, 5″×7″, A5

• Inside: blank

• Origin: designed & printed in the UK

• Inks: vegetable-based

Shipping snapshot

Printed to order in 1-3 business days.
UK: Royal Mail 48 (2-5 days)
International: 7-14 days (customs can add a little waiting list).

Hassle-free support

Card mis-printed or bent? Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days and we’ll replace or refund.
Changed your mind? Return within 14 days in original condition (buyer pays return postage, unless we goofed).

FAQs

Can you print my message?
Yes—leave it at checkout and we’ll laser-print inside, seal, and post straight to them.

Will alcohol markers bleed?
Ballpoints, gel pens, fineliners and felt-tips work great. Alcohol markers may feather.

Gift-wrap option?
Add gift-wrap and we’ll swaddle the card in tissue, tie with twine and tuck in a mini organ facts sticker.

Pop this card into the basket, jot a line straight from the heart (or kidney), and hand it over— guaranteed to make them laugh so hard they’ll clutch their sides… not their kidneys. 🩷

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