I Love You One Million Swedish Fish – A Funny, Sweet, and Sentimental Greeting Card
Looking for a card that says "I love you" without sounding like every other boring, predictable love note?
This is it.
A playful twist on romance.
With its cheeky message and nostalgic candy design, this card makes your love feel both hilarious and heartfelt—like a sugar rush for the soul.
Whether you’re gifting your partner, best friend, or someone who still hoards Swedish Fish from the cinema snack bar, this card is a sweet and unexpected way to say:
"You're my favorite flavor of chaos and comfort."
🐟 Whimsical but meaningful
It’s not just about the candy—it’s about the memory, the inside jokes, and the way they’ll laugh the second they see it.
📸 Display-worthy design
That mint background? The glossy red fish? It's practically begging to be pinned to a corkboard or stuck to the fridge.
💌 The kind of card they keep forever
Cute, weird, and deeply affectionate—this card feels like your relationship. Unexpected. Sweet. And just a bit unhinged.
Valentine’s Day – For your sweet & salty love
Anniversary – Cute AF and not cringe
Just Because – Who says you need a reason?
Birthdays – For the candy-loving soulmate
Long-Distance Love – Mail them a message that swims across oceans (and postal zones)
A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Bite-sized and cute
A5 The classic, go-to standard
A4 – Bold and extra, just like your feelings
Premium card stock – Silky smooth, durable, luxe feel
Full-color glossy front – That candy red pops
Blank inside – You bring the feels, we'll bring the canvas
Envelope included – Because even great cards deserve a good outfit
Dispatched in 1–3 business days
UK delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 days (customs may cause delays)
Full tracking provided where applicable
📦 Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days
📸 Damaged or incorrect? Email us a photo and we’ll replace it or refund you
🚫 Refunds only to original payment method
Pair this card with one of our bestselling prints or check out our other punny love notes—they’re bold, quirky, and guaranteed to cause serotonin spikes.
✔ Cards for all occasions – from savage to sentimental
✔ Bold art prints – perfect for brightening any room (or mood)
✔ Loyalty rewards – earn points with every purchase
This isn’t just stationery—it’s a serotonin delivery service.
Add to cart, send it with love, and wait for the "AWWW" text to roll in.
You love them. You want to say it.
And you want to say it with candy.
Because you love them one million Swedish Fish.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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