I Know You Hate Me x Cherries Mug | Cheeky 11 oz Gift

🍒 Sip, Smirk, Repeat – The “I Know You Hate Me x” Mug

You open your cupboard. You need caffeine. You also need a tiny rebellion against boring ceramic. Enter the “I Know You Hate Me x” Mug – glossy, bold, unapologetically cheeky. Two gleeful cartoon cherries wink up at you. The caption? A sassy text-bubble straight out of a playful argument: I know you hate me x. One kiss at the end, of course, because sarcasm is best served sweet. Let’s dive in.

🎉 What Makes It Pop

Instant Ice-Breaker
First sip. Your colleague squints. “Wait… does that say…?” Yes. Yes, it does. Laughter unlocks. Awkward Monday meeting? Melted. This mug is a social hacksaw – cuts straight through small talk.

Happy Cherry Vibes
Bright red cheeks, shiny stems, tiny grins. The cherries radiate energy like glitter confetti. It’s impossible to stay grumpy while they stare you down.

Built Like a Tank (But Cuter)
Premium, lead-free ceramic fired hotter than a midsummer BBQ. High-gloss glaze so shiny you can lip-sync in your reflection. Colours stay electric after 500 dishwasher cycles. Tested. Proven. Ready for your daily grind.

11 oz Sweet Spot
Enough real estate for a double espresso plus froth. Or Yorkshire Tea with a biscuit dunk gap. Or miso soup when lunch sneaks up late. Versatile. Loyal.

Microwave-Safe
Forgot your latte because Slack pinged? We got you. Nuke it. Cherries stay bright. Text stays crisp. Life stays cherrylicious.

Ergo Handle
C-shaped. Finger-friendly. Feels like a warm handshake from your favourite sitcom character.

🎁 Gifting Gold

Best mate’s birthday? Wrap this mug in tissue and write “Still love you though, lol” on the tag.
Secret-Santa office chaos? Budget friendly. Guaranteed laugh. No HR forms.
Sibling rivalry kit? Add a bag of sour cherry sweets and a note: “I’m still the favourite.”
Self-love treat? Because sometimes you need to roast yourself gently while guzzling peppermint tea.

🌅 Day-In-The-Life with Your Sassy Cup

06:45 – Alarm screeches. You shuffle to the kettle half-asleep. Cherry mug greets you with a smug grin. You smirk back. Mood lifted.
09:00 – Video call with Client Who Emails At 5 a.m. Mug front and centre. They clock it. They chuckle. Ice broken. Deal flow begins.
12:30 – Soup break. Mug handles tomato bisque perfectly. No stains. No spills. Colleague asks where you bought it. You send a link. Office revolution underway.
15:00 – Post-lunch slump. Lemon green tea. You read the caption again. Energy restored faster than double-espresso rocket fuel.
22:00 – Hot chocolate time. Blanket, Netflix, cherries glowing under fairy lights. You whisper goodnight to them. They wink back. Day complete.

🌍 Safety, Ethics, Planet

We source blank mugs responsibly from China. No sweatshop vibes. We print and pack in the UK using eco-friendly inks and recyclable boxes. Lead-free, BPA-free, guilt-free. Drink happily, planet happily.

📦 Shipping Snapshot

Orders leave our studio within 1-3 business days. Royal Mail whooshes UK parcels to your door in 2-5 days. Overseas pals, expect 7-14 days depending on customs and moons. Tracking lands in your inbox faster than you can type “where’s my mug?”.

🔄 Zero-Drama Returns

Chipped in transit? Wrong design? Email hello@keolix.com within seven days. Photo attached, replacement shipped or cash back, no interrogation. Changed your mind? Send it back unused within 14 days for a refund. You cover return postage unless we messed up. Simple.

💫 Final Cherry on Top

Life is messy. Inboxes overflow. Traffic jams. Group chats buzzing. Tiny bursts of humour keep you sane. The “I Know You Hate Me x” Mug isn’t just porcelain. It’s a cheeky sidekick, a banter booster, a portable eye-roll with a kiss at the end. Click Add to Basket, warm the kettle, and toast to the daily joy of not taking anything – or anyone – too seriously.

Because yes, they might hate you… but they’ll definitely love your mug. 😘🍒

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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