If you've ever stared at your payslip like,
"Who is HMRC and why do they think we’re besties?"
— this T-shirt is for you.
Meet your new emotional support koala: slumped at a desk, defeated by direct debits, yet still showing up.
He’s tired. You’re tired. The shirt gets it.
Front and center: a cartoon koala that’s 3 seconds from crying and fully committed to passive resignation.
Beside him? The perfectly blunt caption: “I Donate to HMRC (Unwillingly).”
It’s not just relatable. It’s therapy in textile form.
Because you laugh to keep from screaming.
Because humour is how you emotionally process spreadsheets.
Because this tee gets more compliments than your accountant does.
Whether you're dragging yourself to Tesco, filing your taxes, or just want the world to know you're being legally robbed — this shirt hits.
Let’s be honest:
We’re all out here working hard, doing our best, dodging burnout — and for what?
So HMRC can take 20% of your dreams and 100% of your serotonin?
This T-shirt doesn’t just make people laugh.
It validates the silent "wtf" we all feel every time we see a payslip.
It’s the wearable version of texting “lol” while crying in Pret.
And you know what? It’s cute.
Because even your financial trauma deserves soft cotton and a cartoon marsupial.
You, when payday hits and so does reality
Your tax-prepping, Excel-loving friend
Any accountant with a dark sense of humour
The coworker who sighs every time someone says “NI contribution”
Material: 100% cotton — no financial cushion, but ultra comfy
Fit: Classic Gildan Heavy Cotton tee (unisex fit)
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
Weight: 175gsm for white, 185gsm for colours
Care: Machine wash cold. Scream internally. Tumble dry low.
Orders ship within 1–3 business days.
UK: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days
Returns & Support:
Not vibing? Return any non-personalized items within 14 days.
Wrong item or damaged? Email us with a photo within 7 days — we’ll fix it.
Lost package? You’re covered.
Questions? Hit us up at hello@keolix.com
Welcome to Keolix — where your trauma gets a punchline and your T-shirt does the talking.
🖤 We turn stress into style, jokes into joy, and designs into dopamine
🖤 Shop unapologetic cards, bold art prints, and wearable chaos
🖤 This isn’t fast fashion. This is feelings on fabric.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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